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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4504405" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Surfing The Channels</span></strong></p><p></p><p>This guy is sitting in his living room surfing the channels on the</p><p>television. All of a sudden, the door of the apartment whips open and</p><p>his girlfriend storms through.</p><p></p><p>She screams, "You fucking asshole!" and she heads into the bedroom.</p><p></p><p>Stunned, the man flips off the television and walks toward the bedroom,</p><p>wondering, "Now what have I done?"</p><p></p><p>Inside the bedroom he finds the girl furiously packing a suitcase. He</p><p>asks her what's up. She responds with a hiss, "My therapist says that I</p><p>should leave you and that you're a pedophile!"</p><p></p><p>The man responds, "Wow, you're pretty smart for a 12 year old."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">]]]]]</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Here's to the crack that never heals,</p><p>The more you rub it, the better it feels.</p><p>You can wash it and scrub it like hell,</p><p>But you'll never get rid of that cod fish smell.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">]]]]]</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Why is the space between a women's breasts and her hips called a waist?</p><p>Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">]]]]]</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Little Johnny was playing in the street one day when a stranger pulled</p><p>up in his car.</p><p></p><p>The stranger said "Psssssst! Hey kid!"</p><p></p><p>"Yeah?"</p><p></p><p>And the stranger said, "Kid, I'll give a piece of candy if you come in</p><p>my car."</p><p></p><p>Little Johnny replied, "Give me the whole damn bag and I'll cum in your</p><p>mouth!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">]]]]]</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A little girl was with her dad at the barbers eating some candy, when it</p><p>slipped from her fingers into a pile of hair on the floor.</p><p></p><p>"Oh dear, have you got hair on your candy?" asked the barber.</p><p></p><p>"Don't be so stupid, I'm only three!!" said the girl!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4504405, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Surfing The Channels[/COLOR][/B] This guy is sitting in his living room surfing the channels on the television. All of a sudden, the door of the apartment whips open and his girlfriend storms through. She screams, "You fucking asshole!" and she heads into the bedroom. Stunned, the man flips off the television and walks toward the bedroom, wondering, "Now what have I done?" Inside the bedroom he finds the girl furiously packing a suitcase. He asks her what's up. She responds with a hiss, "My therapist says that I should leave you and that you're a pedophile!" The man responds, "Wow, you're pretty smart for a 12 year old." [B][COLOR="Red"]]]]]][/COLOR][/B] Here's to the crack that never heals, The more you rub it, the better it feels. You can wash it and scrub it like hell, But you'll never get rid of that cod fish smell. [B][COLOR="Red"]]]]]][/COLOR][/B] Why is the space between a women's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there. [B][COLOR="Red"]]]]]][/COLOR][/B] Little Johnny was playing in the street one day when a stranger pulled up in his car. The stranger said "Psssssst! Hey kid!" "Yeah?" And the stranger said, "Kid, I'll give a piece of candy if you come in my car." Little Johnny replied, "Give me the whole damn bag and I'll cum in your mouth!" [B][COLOR="Red"]]]]]][/COLOR][/B] A little girl was with her dad at the barbers eating some candy, when it slipped from her fingers into a pile of hair on the floor. "Oh dear, have you got hair on your candy?" asked the barber. "Don't be so stupid, I'm only three!!" said the girl! [/QUOTE]
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