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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4503605" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Sheepherder And The Tough WomanA sheepherder made it in to San Antonio, Texas, after 10 years in thebush. He found a saloon and approached the bartender. He told thebartender "I need a woman."The bartender said, "There are women all over San Antone for a price."The sheepherder replied, "Just any woman won't do. I ain't fuckednuthin' but goats 'n sheep for the last ten years. They got cockleburrs 'n mesquite thorns around their pussy and my old dick is toughwith calluses on it, and I need a good tough piece of ass."So the bartender tells him, "Well, you're in luck. The toughest broadin all San Antonio has a room right up stairs." The bartender picks upthe phone, contacts the lady, explains the situation, and tells thesheepherder to go on up.The sheepherder gets a small ice bucket with two Lone Star long necks(the favorite brew in San Atone), and proceeds up the stairs. When hegets to the room he says, "The barkeep told me you are the toughestbroad in town."The lady is livid, and says, "Well he's a lyin' son of a bitch. I'm thetoughest broad in Texas, and probably in the whole United States."Excitedly, the sheep herder says, "Well, you're just what I'm lookingfor." He then turned and leaned over to set the bucket of beer on thecoffee table.Just then, the woman threw her skirt up around her waist and bent overand grabbed her ankles. Her brown eye was looking him right in theeyeball.A bit surprised, the sheepherder says, "Damn, baby. I know you'retough, but I don't wanna do ya that way."To which the wench replies, "Who said any thing about that? I thoughtyou wanted to open your damn beers."^~*~^~*~^~*~Q: How many feminists does it take to get to the center of atootsie-pop?A: None, they are all too busy sucking my dick.Q: What do a gun and a wife have in common?A: Keep 'em around the house long enough and you're bound to shoot 'em.Q: What does a 14 year old girl from Tasmania say after the first time that she has sex?A: Get off of me Dad you're crushing my cigarettes..Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.</blockquote>

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