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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4489136" data-attributes="member: 14320">Thomas And TamaraThomas and Tamara were attending a dinner party so that Thomas's mother could meet Tamara for the first time. Towards the end of the evening, Tamara approached Thomas and asked if there was a problem, as Thomas's mother seemed to be avoiding her after the introduction."Honestly, my dear," Thomas said, "Mother finds you to be, how should I put it, a bit on the crude side.""Crude? Doesn't she know that I come from one of the most respected families in Boston? That I was educated in Europe? That I attended the finest finishing schools on the East Coast? That I attended Vassar, graduating Magna Cum Laude?" Tamara asked."Yes, yes, my love, I told her all that," Thomas replied."Then where in the fuck does that bitch come off with all that crude bullshit?"=============================While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off oneof the man's balls. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, hedecides to replace the missing ball with an onion. Severalweeks later, the patient returned for a checkup. "How's your sex life?" the doctor asked. "Pretty good," the man said, to the doctor's relief. But then he added, "I've had some strange side effects." "What's that?" the doctor asked anxiously. "Well, every time I piss, my eyes water. When my wife gives me a blow job, she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hamburger stand, I get a hard-on."</blockquote>

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