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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4487741" data-attributes="member: 14320"> Tropical IslandFive men end up stranded on a tropical island. The only femalearound is a gorilla on the other end of the island. After onewhole month the guys are all sitting around and Garry stands upand says, "I'm so horny, I can't take it anymore!" So he grabs abag and storms off to the other side of the island with his palsright behind him.They catch the gorilla, each guy grabs an arm or leg and Garryputs the bag over the gorilla's head. He climbs on top of thegorilla and begins to do the nasty.The gorilla fights and struggles and finally gets an arm freeand she wraps it around Garry's back. Then she gets both feetfree and wraps them around Garry's waist. She gets her other armfree and grabs on to his hips and starts pulling him in harderand harder.Garry yells to his buddies...."Get it off!! Get it off!!They said, "You're the one on top, we can't get her off of you.""The bag, the bag dammit... I want to kiss the bitch!" adadadadA guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as asubstitute for women.""Yeah what happened?" asked the other.The first guy replies, "Well, I got my dick stuck in the neck ofthe bottle."adadadadQ. What is the definition of a fierce competitor?A. A guy that comes in 1st and 3rd in a jack-off contest.What does PMS stand for?Penis Must Suffer! A midget slides up to a tall blonde and says, "Hey, what do yousay to a little fuck?"She says, "Hello, you little fuck."</blockquote>

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