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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4486554" data-attributes="member: 14320">Truck StopA trucker goes into the truck stop restaurant and orders abowl of chicken noodle soup. After eating a little bit ofit he finds a hair in it. He starts yelling and cussing,then storms out of there.The waitress follows him across the street to the whorehouse.She tells the Madam to watch the son-of-a-bitch because hestiffed her on the tab and tip.So the Madam goes into his room, and there he is with hishead buried between the prostitute's legs."LOOK AT YOU!" she screams. "You wouldn't pay for that bowlof soup because of one lousy hair and now you got whole mouthfull of em!"He slowly pulls his head out from between the girls legs andsays, "Yeah, and I'll tell you something else. If I find anoodle in here I ain't payin' for this som' bitch neither!" vvvQ: What is 40 feet long and smells like urine?A: Line dancing at the nursing home.Q: Where do one legged people work?A: IHOP!!Q: Why did the gypsy walk carefully?A: Because he had crystal balls.Q: Why didn't the elephant like to play cards in the jungle?A: Because there were too many cheetahs.Q: What do you get when you cross a CabbagePatch dollwith the Pillsbury dough boy?A: A short ugly chick with a yeast infectionvvvTwo bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by.The turd looks over and says, "Hey! Come on in! The water's fine!"One banana turns to the other banana and says, "Do you believe thatshit.</blockquote>

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