Menu
Home
Post Something
Forums
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
Latest activity
News & Features
The Marketplace
Cars for Sale
Engine and Performance
Chassis and Wheels
Exterior and Body
Interior and Cockpit
ICE - In Car Entertainment
Car Shops and Services
Toys and Wares
All Other Stuff
Jobs and Vacancies
Looking For
Members
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Reply to thread
See what others are reading now! Try Forums >
Current Activity
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
JeSt fOr LaUgHs...
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Message
<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4478455" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Request By The Penis</span></strong></p><p></p><p>The Penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following</p><p>reasons:</p><p></p><p>has to work hard;</p><p>has to work at great depths;</p><p>has to work upside down;</p><p>has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work;</p><p>has to work in a high humidity environment;</p><p>has to work at high temperatures;</p><p>does not get weekends and holidays off;</p><p>does not get time off after extra hours of work;</p><p>has a hazardous work environment that often causes professional</p><p>sickness.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">IIIII</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Request denied for the following reasons:</p><p></p><p>does not work 8 hours in a row;</p><p>does not answer immediately to all requests;</p><p>after a short activity period, falls asleep at work;</p><p>shows no fidelity to the workplace;</p><p>retires too early;</p><p>does not work at all unless pushed from behind;</p><p>does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work;</p><p>sometimes leaves work, too early.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">IIIII</span></strong></p><p></p><p>One night this guy was waiting in line to get in the movies. The guy</p><p>behind him was pushing and shoving up against him. Several times he</p><p>told the guy to get lost, each time a little less politely.</p><p>Finally he turned around and said, "Look, buddy, if you don't stop</p><p>pushing me, I'm going to shove my umbrella straight up your ass!"</p><p>The other guy said, "Oh, yeth, pleathe, and then open it thlowly!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4478455, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Request By The Penis[/COLOR][/B] The Penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons: has to work hard; has to work at great depths; has to work upside down; has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work; has to work in a high humidity environment; has to work at high temperatures; does not get weekends and holidays off; does not get time off after extra hours of work; has a hazardous work environment that often causes professional sickness. [B][COLOR="Red"]IIIII[/COLOR][/B] Request denied for the following reasons: does not work 8 hours in a row; does not answer immediately to all requests; after a short activity period, falls asleep at work; shows no fidelity to the workplace; retires too early; does not work at all unless pushed from behind; does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work; sometimes leaves work, too early. [B][COLOR="Red"]IIIII[/COLOR][/B] One night this guy was waiting in line to get in the movies. The guy behind him was pushing and shoving up against him. Several times he told the guy to get lost, each time a little less politely. Finally he turned around and said, "Look, buddy, if you don't stop pushing me, I'm going to shove my umbrella straight up your ass!" The other guy said, "Oh, yeth, pleathe, and then open it thlowly!" [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
The Marketplace Latest
original rare Rays Volk Racing CE28 16x7jj offset...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
Honda Jazz/Fit JSracing GTwing Spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Toyota Vios NCP93 front bonnet hood
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Honda civic fc varis spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F10 Msport front bumper set
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F30 M3/GTS front bonnet hood
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F10 vorsteiner rear bumper diffuser
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Mitsubishi Lancer Evo bodykit
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F30 M3 front skirt lip
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Honda Civic FC fk7si front bumper set
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Posts refresh every 5 minutes
Looking for Bomex Side Mirror SW20
Guys, anyone selling Bomex Side Mirror for SW20? Thx
Parts For sell....
Hi there;
I'm selling used;
HP: 012-6308191
1.
Item: Evo 456 AYC Hydraulic
Price: offer me
Condition: Chop shop
http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w267/ealt/IMG_1679.jpg
2.
Item: Evo 4...
For sale - 17" Skyline R34 GTT rims w tyres
SOLD - 17" Skyline R34 GTT rims w tyres
Nissan Skyline GTT R34 stock rims for sale.
PCD114.3 - 5 hole
Tyres - Bridgestone Potenza G-III approx. 70%
SOLD!
Recent Posts
Darker Design : Mercedes-Benz Launches GLA Nightfall Edition in Malaysia
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Honda Malaysia Doubles Down on Hybrids: New CR-V Launches with Dual e:HEV...
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
BateriHub Reaches 200-Store Milestone, Becomes Malaysia’s Largest...
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Been stalking for 3 years edy
Started by
dheepadarshan95
Introduction and Newbies
Recommendation: Turbocharger for 4B11 N.A engine
Started by
Mitevo7
Car Modification
Search
Online now
Enjoying Zerotohundred?
Log-in
for an ad-less experience
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
JeSt fOr LaUgHs...