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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4478163" data-attributes="member: 14320">Satisfying His WifeA white guy was having trouble satisfying his wife, so he went to hisblack buddy at work for advice."Listen," said the inept white guy, "I know you soul brothers alwayssatisfy your women. How do you do it?""Oh, dat ain't no problem," said his friend. "What I do is stick itin 'em real slow, and then pull it out from 'em real fast.Keep doin' that and dey come every time."The white guy went home that night and tried his friend's techniqueout.He stuck it in real slow, and then extracted it real quickly, just likehis buddy said. After a while he asked his wife,"Honey, do notice anything different about the way I'm doing it?""Yeah," she said, "you're screwing just like a black guy." ____________A young man went into a sex shop to buy some condoms, and a sales girl approached him.Sales girl: Can I help you, Sir?Young man: Yes, I want to buy some condoms.Sales girl: What size do you need, Sir?Young man: I didn't realize they came in different sizes. I don't know what size I would need.Sales girl: May I hold your penis to tell what size you would need? As she was holding the penis, she called for assistance: "Give me a SMALL one... Wait! Make it MEDIUM...Wait! Make it LARGE... Shit! Give me a TISSUE !!!"____________Q: Why do most men prefer women with big tits and tight twats?A: Because most men have big mouths and small dicks.Q: What is the definition of the perfect wife?A: A hot rich mute nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store.Q: What's the difference between a pedophile and a pediatrician?A: The pedophile really loves children.Q: What did the little girl say to the lesbian pedophile?A: Can I go to sleep now, Mommy?</blockquote>

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