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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4477151" data-attributes="member: 14320">If it tastes like chicken, keep on licking... If it tastes like trout,get the fuck out!KKKKKA man took a young woman to an X-rated movie, purchased somerefreshments and showed his date to her seat.Soon after the onscreen action started, she put her hand on theman's lap. Looking over at him, she remarked: "I see this isgetting you excited, too. But how come it's so cold?""Because you're jerking off my popsicle!" the man replied.KKKKKWhile in the Army, a sergeant walked into the shower areaone day and caught Doug giving himself a dishonorabledischarge.Without missing a beat, Doug looked up at the sergeant andsaid, "It's my dick and I can wash it as fast as I want!"KKKKKMummy, Mummy, What happened to all your scabs?Shut up son and eat your cornflakes!Mummy, mummy, I don't like the crunchy stuff in my soup!Shut up son, I'm too busy to pour granddad's vomit through a sieve!KKKKKOne day, two gay men stopped at the gorilla cage at the zoo. They notice the gorilla has a huge dick.One of the gay men just couldn't bear it any longer and he reachedinto the cage to touch it. The gorilla grabbed him, draggedhim into the cage and screwed him for six hours nonstop. Whenhe was done, the gorilla threw the gay man back out of the cage.An ambulance was called and the man was taken away to the hospital.The next day his friend visits him in the hospital and asked,"Are you hurt?""AM I HURT?" he shouted, "Wouldn't you be? That big ape hasn'tcalled, he hasn't written..."</blockquote>

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