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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4476302" data-attributes="member: 14320">Regret ItA woman with huge breasts was out for a walk when she was jumped by a man holding a gun.When he motioned for her to take off her blouse, she warned him he'd regret it, but he insisted.Next he made her take her bra off, and when a giant set of tits popped into view he began to get incredibly excited."Take your skirt off," he demanded, ignoring her warnings that he leave off.So, off came the skirt, and then the panties, revealing an equally huge pussy, green and slimy and swarming with bugs.Shocked and repelled, he stepped back and dropped the gun to the ground.Grabbing the gun, the woman pointed it at him, smiled broadly, and commanded,"Eat Me."&&&This guy has a spare $10 that he decides to spend on his first hooker ever.He goes out, he gets one, then he brings her home.They have hours of hardcore sex. Then she leaves when he falls asleep.The next morning, he wakes up and discovers that he has crabs, he goes and finds the hooker again and says, "Hey, Bitch, you gave me crabs!"She replies, "Well for $10 what did you expect, Lobsters?"&&& Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mudWanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubblesWanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.Here I sit in misty vapor in a shithouse with no paperI have no time to sit and linger watch out asshole here comes my finger.What is the difference between a sin and shame?It's a sin to stick it in and a shame to take it out.Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack""No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"Q. Why don't guys like to perform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex?A. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?Q. Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC?A. Because its finger licking good!Q. What do a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common?A. They can smell it but they cant eat it!Q. What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs ???......A. A clit around the ear and a flap across the face</blockquote>

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