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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4472329" data-attributes="member: 14320">Broken WindowsA couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course,lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said,"Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball, don't knock out any windows.It'll cost us a fortune to fix."The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggesthouse on the course. The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watchout for the houses. Alright, let's go up there, apologize and see howmuch this is going to cost."They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, "Come onin."They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a very uniquelooking broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man sitting onthe couch said, "Are you the people that broke my window?""Uh, yeah. Sorry about that." the husband replied."No, actually I want to thank you. I'm a genie that was trapped for athousand years in that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grantthree wishes- I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last onefor myself.""OK, great!" the husband said. " I want a million dollars a year for therest of my life." "No problem, it's the least I could do. And you, whatdo you want?" the genie said, looking at the wife. "I would like a housein every country of the world," she said."Consider it done." the genie replied."And what's your wish, genie?", the husband said."Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with awoman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife."The husband looks at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of moneyand all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care." The genie took thewife upstairs and ravished her for two hours. After it was over, the genierolled over, looked at the wife, and said, "How old is your husbandanyway?""35." she replied."And he still believes in genies?....That's amazing."DDDDDQ: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?A: To find a tight seal.Q. If there were 4 potatoes in a room, which one would bethe prostitute?A. The one that's labeled "IDAHO"Q: How do you know if the barman hates you.A: When you find a string in your bloody Mary.Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a hooker?A: A hooker will stop screwing you once your dead.</blockquote>

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