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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4467235" data-attributes="member: 14320">MammogramA fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed andsquealing with delight.Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you haveany idea howridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don`tcare. I justcame from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have thebreasts of an 18 year old."The husband said, "What did he say about your 65 year oldass?""Your name never came up," she replied.___________Said a woman with open delight"My pubic hair's perfectly whiteI admit there's a glare.But the fellows don't careThey locate it more quickly at night."There was a young man from FloridaWho liked a friend's wife, so he borrowed her,When they got into bed he cried, God strike me dead!This ain't a puss - its a corridor!"___________Jill and Phil had just finished a vigorous round of passionate sex whenPhil discovered that the condom he was using had come off.After the initial panic wore off and expletives were issued, Phil, in afit of humor, grabbed a flashlight, and while pointing it towards Jill'sprivate parts yelled:"Swim toward the light! Swim toward the light!"</blockquote>

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