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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4462811" data-attributes="member: 14320">The MouseA man called his doctor, and said "doc", you gotta come over herequick, you see when my wife got out of the shower, and bent over topick up her towel a mouse ran straight up her ass. The doctor said,"okay just hold a piece of cheese just outside of her ass untl i getover there".The doctor drove up, got out of his car, and went inside to see the manholding a big fish up to her ass instead of cheese. the doctorsaid,"what are you doing, I said a piece of cheese". The man said,"Idid what you said, and it almost worked, but when the mouse started tocome out, the cat chased it right back up there!___________Pussy PoemPussy is a funny creatureIt makes a man a foolIt takes away his worriesAnd wears away his toolWhen man climbs on a womanHe hasn't long to stayHis head is full of non-senseHis ass is full of playHe climbs on like a lionAnd rolls off like a lambAnd when he buttons up his pantsHe is not worth a good God damn......___________Sometimes I call my husband 'Q',"the wife told her friend."Why's that?" the friend asked."Is he some kinda super guy like thatman on Star Trek?""No," said the wife,"he's a big fat zero with a little dick hangin'down."___________If a round peg fits into a round hole, and a square peg fits into asquare hole, then why isn't the end of a penis shaped like an axe?---------- Post added at 06:09 PM ---------- 6 hour anti-bump limit - Previous post was at 12:48 PM ----------What I've learned from watching porn...1. Women wear high heels to bed.2. Men are never impotent.3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will notscream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face withsperm.6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.8. Women always orgasm when men do.9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.10. All women are noisy fucks.__________A man went to the tattoo parlor and had the words "yes" and "no"tattooed on his penis. When he got home that night, he approached hiswife in their bedroom.He stripped off his pants and shorts, revealing his aroused organ andits new tattoo."What do you think, honey?" he asked his wife.Deliberately she said, "You tell me how to cook, you tell me how toclean the house, you tell me how to do the laundry... and now you'regoing to put words in my mouth?"</blockquote>

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