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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4459697" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM</span></strong></p><p></p><p>NAME ____________________</p><p></p><p>GANG NAME _________________</p><p></p><p>TAG ____________________</p><p></p><p>HOOD ____________________</p><p></p><p></p><p>1). Little Johnny has an AK 47 with a 30 round clip. He usually</p><p>misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by</p><p>shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Little Johnny attempt</p><p>before he has to reload?</p><p></p><p>2). Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio</p><p>for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street</p><p>value of the rest of his hold?</p><p></p><p>3). Rufus pimps 3 hos. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks</p><p>per day must each ho turn to support Rufus's $800 per day crack habit?</p><p></p><p>4). Jerome wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to</p><p>make 20% profit. How many ounces will he need?</p><p></p><p>5). Willie gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette,</p><p>and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how</p><p>many more Corvettes must he have to steal to have $900?</p><p></p><p>6). Raoul got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If</p><p>his common-law wife spends $100 per month, how much money will be left</p><p>when he gets out?</p><p></p><p>Extra credit bonus: How much more time will he get for killing the ho</p><p>that spent his money?</p><p></p><p>7). If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the</p><p>average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with</p><p>3 eight ounce cans of spray paint with 20% paint free?</p><p></p><p>8). Hector knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his</p><p>gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Hector knocked up?</p><p></p><p>9). Bernie is a lookout for the gang. Bernie has a boa constrictor</p><p>that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If Bernie</p><p>makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can he feed</p><p>the boa on one week's income?</p><p></p><p>10). Billy steals Joe's skateboard. As Billy skates away at 35 mph,</p><p>Joe loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his</p><p>magnum, how far away will Billy be when he gets whacked?</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">&&&</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Watching her mother as she tried on her new fur coat, young</p><p>Jackie said unhappily, "Mom, do you realize some poor</p><p>dumb beast suffered so you could have that?"</p><p></p><p>The woman shot her an angry look, "Jackie, how dare you</p><p>talk about your father like that!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">&&&</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There once was a fellow O'Doole</p><p>Who found little red spots on his tool</p><p>His Doctor a cynic</p><p>said Get out of me clinic,</p><p>And wipe off that lipstick you fool!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4459697, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM[/COLOR][/B] NAME ____________________ GANG NAME _________________ TAG ____________________ HOOD ____________________ 1). Little Johnny has an AK 47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Little Johnny attempt before he has to reload? 2). Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold? 3). Rufus pimps 3 hos. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Rufus's $800 per day crack habit? 4). Jerome wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounces will he need? 5). Willie gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he have to steal to have $900? 6). Raoul got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out? Extra credit bonus: How much more time will he get for killing the ho that spent his money? 7). If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight ounce cans of spray paint with 20% paint free? 8). Hector knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Hector knocked up? 9). Bernie is a lookout for the gang. Bernie has a boa constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If Bernie makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can he feed the boa on one week's income? 10). Billy steals Joe's skateboard. As Billy skates away at 35 mph, Joe loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his magnum, how far away will Billy be when he gets whacked? [B][COLOR="Red"]&&&[/COLOR][/B] Watching her mother as she tried on her new fur coat, young Jackie said unhappily, "Mom, do you realize some poor dumb beast suffered so you could have that?" The woman shot her an angry look, "Jackie, how dare you talk about your father like that!" [B][COLOR="Red"]&&&[/COLOR][/B] There once was a fellow O'Doole Who found little red spots on his tool His Doctor a cynic said Get out of me clinic, And wipe off that lipstick you fool! [/QUOTE]
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