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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4458821" data-attributes="member: 14320">On A DateA guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finallyshe agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice restaurant, buysher a fancy dinner with expensive wine and on the way home he pullsover to the side of the road in a secluded spot.They start necking and he's getting pretty excited. He starts to reachunder her skirt and she stops him, saying she's a virgin and wants tostay that way. "Well, OK," he says, "how a bout a blow job?""EEEEyyyyyyeeeewwwwwww!" she screams. "I'm not putting that thing in mymouth!" He says, "Well then, how about a hand job?""I've never done that," she says. "What do I have to do?""Well," he answers, "remember when you were a kid and you used to shakeup a Coke bottle and spray your brother with it?" She nods."Well, it's just like that." So he pulls it out and she grabs hold ofit and starts shaking it. A few seconds later, his head flops back onthe headrest, his eyes close, snot starts to run out of his nose, waxblows out of his ears and he screams out in pain."What's wrong?!" she cries out."TAKE YOUR THUMB OFF OF THE END!()()()()()These three women were roommates. One nightthey all had all gone out on dates and they allcame home at about the same time.The first one said, "You know you've been on a gooddate when you come home with your hair all messed up."The second one said, "No, you know you've been on agood date when you come home with your makeupall smeared."The third one said nothing, but reached under herskirt, removed her panties and threw themagainst the wall, where they stuck."Now THAT'S a good date!"</blockquote>

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