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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4457360" data-attributes="member: 14320">Drown Your SorrowsA guy is sitting at the bar drinking to drown his sorrows. A beautifulwoman sits down next to him, orders a double, and sighs deeply. He turnsto her and asks her, "So what's wrong in your life?" She hardly glancesat him and says, "My husband left me today." He says, "What acoincidence. My wife left me today." They keep drinking for a fewminutes and then he asks her, "So why did he leave you?" She looks athim and says, "He said he couldn't stand living with me anymore." Hesays, "What a coincidence! My wife said she couldn't stand living withme anymore, too." They drink some more and then he asks her, "So whatcouldn't he stand about living with you?" She smiles at him a little andsays, "Well, I like really kinky sex and he didn't, so he left." The guyshakes his head in disbelief and says, "This is incredible! I likereally kinky sex and that's why my wife left." They drink some more,exchanging sidelong glances, and he finally says, "Well, seeing as we'reboth alone now, and seeing as we both have similar interests..." "Yes,"she quickly says, "my apartment is right around the corner." So theyhead over to her apartment. Once inside, she says, "I'm going to slipinto something a little more comfortable. I'll be right back." She goesinto her bedroom and gets undressed, then puts on a studded leathercollar, black lace crotchless panties, a leather bustier, fishnetstockings and spike heels, the whole setup. She comes out of the bedroomto find the guy heading out the door. "Why are you leaving?" she askshim, "You just got here. I thought we were going to have some kinkysex."He looks at her and shrugs, "Hey, I screwed your dog and shit in yourpurse. I'm done."__________A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, afterstaring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar,he walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt andbegan fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. Heimmediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry,. I thoughtyou were my wife. You look exactly like her.""Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable asshole!" she screamed."That's really odd," he muttered, "You even sound exactly like her."</blockquote>

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