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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4447474" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>An Old Saggy Bitch</p><p></p><p>A man walks into a whorehouse late one night. He wants to get</p><p>a good-looking whore, but they're all occupied right now. He</p><p>ends up with the most God-awful-looking, old, saggy bitch, and</p><p>he was so disgusted, all he could do was shit in her face.</p><p>To his surprise, he enjoyed this a lot. This became a nightly</p><p>affair for him, as he would ask for the old whore and shit in</p><p>her face.</p><p>Unfortunately, after a couple weeks, the thrill wore off, so the</p><p>next time he went in, he asked for a pretty girl and fucked her.</p><p>As he was leaving, the old whore ran up to him, fell at his feet</p><p>and said, "What's the matter, don't you love me anymore?"</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">====================</span></strong></p><p>This guy only had $5.00, but he just had to have some sex, so he went</p><p>to the whore house & asked what he could get for $5.00. The madam</p><p>said she didn't have anything, but the guy insisted he HAD to get laid.</p><p>She finally felt sorry for the poor bastard, so she took him up to a</p><p>really old lady who cleans up the place , and said he could have her for</p><p>$5.00. They started getting it on, but it was really dry & rough. After a</p><p>while, however, it got _really_ moist & smooth. He finally exploded, and</p><p>they started talking about it.</p><p>He told her how rough it was to start, but how GREAT it got, & that it</p><p>was the best he'd ever had, once things started moving!</p><p>She said, "Yea, I know what you mean, once all those blisters popped,</p><p>it really felt great for me too!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4447474, member: 14320"] An Old Saggy Bitch A man walks into a whorehouse late one night. He wants to get a good-looking whore, but they're all occupied right now. He ends up with the most God-awful-looking, old, saggy bitch, and he was so disgusted, all he could do was shit in her face. To his surprise, he enjoyed this a lot. This became a nightly affair for him, as he would ask for the old whore and shit in her face. Unfortunately, after a couple weeks, the thrill wore off, so the next time he went in, he asked for a pretty girl and fucked her. As he was leaving, the old whore ran up to him, fell at his feet and said, "What's the matter, don't you love me anymore?" [B][COLOR="Red"]====================[/COLOR][/B] This guy only had $5.00, but he just had to have some sex, so he went to the whore house & asked what he could get for $5.00. The madam said she didn't have anything, but the guy insisted he HAD to get laid. She finally felt sorry for the poor bastard, so she took him up to a really old lady who cleans up the place , and said he could have her for $5.00. They started getting it on, but it was really dry & rough. After a while, however, it got _really_ moist & smooth. He finally exploded, and they started talking about it. He told her how rough it was to start, but how GREAT it got, & that it was the best he'd ever had, once things started moving! She said, "Yea, I know what you mean, once all those blisters popped, it really felt great for me too!" [/QUOTE]
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