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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4434616" data-attributes="member: 14320">The MortuaryThe Mortician arrived at the Mortuary one morning and was approached by his assistant."Anything interesting happen over-night", asked the mortician. "Yes", replied the assistant, "The most gorgeous 18 year-old blond came in last night. Dead of course""What was the cause of death", enquired the mortician."I'm not sure",replied the assistant. "But she's got a Prawn stuck up her cunt!""Are you sure", said the Mortician."Yes, come and have a look for yourself" ,said the assistant opening the body bag.The mortician closely examined the beautifully trimmed snatch."That's not a prawn you stupid wanker", he responded, "That's her clitoris""Are you sure", said the assistant, "'Cos it certainly tasted like a prawn".gggLittle Johnny came into the bathroom whilehis mother was taking a shower. He asked, "Mommy what's that between your legs?"She told him that was her squirrel.Later that day he was in the bathroom again whilegrandma was taking a shower and he asked,"Grandma what's that between your legs?"She replied, "That's my squirrel."Then little Johnny said, "Mommy has one too,but hers is not as gray as yours." Grandma replied,"Well, your mommy's squirrel hasn't crackedas many nuts as mine has!"</blockquote>

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