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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4432248" data-attributes="member: 14320">Daniel MorganThere was a man named Daniel MorganWho had a tiny sexual organHe gave the girls a sudden shockWhen they held his tiny cockHe laboured hard to find a cureAnd poulticed it with fish manureHe tied it up with bits of stringBut still it was a little thingJust one inch long when fully rearedand lying down it disappeared"Twas by chance they called him DannyHalf inch less they’d call him FannyOne day Dan read in Daily MailThat things called "falsies" were on saleFor women who had tiny breastsThey wore these things inside their vestsThen went out in latest fashionTo satisfy men’s beastly passionDanny said "I am a fool"Why can’t I make a big false toolHe worked all night upon his chopperAnd ended up with a great big whopperTwelve inches long and made of plasticit stretched just like a piece of "lastic"It really was a lovely jobUpon the end a big red knobDan tied it on with bits of twineReally it looked rather fineLying beneath his pantsLooking like a ele-phantGirls flocked around with gleeTo see his bulge stretch to his kneeNo other fellow stood a chanceWhen Dan was at the local danceAs girls were dancing round with DanThey felt his tool against their fanAnd soon began to faint and swoonAs Danny waltzed around the roomBut what a shock Dan had in storeFor one night dancing round the floorDanny stopped and loudly cursedHe’d felt his strings and strappings burstBefore he reached the nearest seatHis tool was dangling at his feetHis partner said, with a nervous cough"Excuse me Dan - your cock’s fell off"A girl named June made Dan sickShe gave his tool a spiteful kickPoor Danny screamed around the hallsFor the string was tied around his ballsAs he staggered to the doorHe dragged his dick along the floorAll the girls that Dan had datedWere crying while his cock deflatedThe band by now was almost crackersAs Dan went out to bathe his knackersWise cracks and scornful laughterHe couldn’t face the scene thereafterSo if you’re like poor Daniel MorganAnd have a tiny sexual organRemember, though it’s only weeIt’s always good enough to pee</blockquote>