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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4425371" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal"> Making Love</span></strong></p><p></p><p>After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">xzxzxz</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Interesting health fact :</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the</p><p>eyeball to the anus?</p><p></p><p>It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving</p><p>people a shitty outlook on life.</p><p></p><p>If you don't believe it, try to pull a hair from your ass and see if it</p><p>doesn't bring a tear to your eye!!</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">xzxzxz</span></strong></p><p></p><p>How can you tell that Grandma's sex drive is alive and well?</p><p>She keeps baking those Viagra Chip Cookies!</p><p></p><p>What is the difference between a good lawyer and a great Lawyer?</p><p>A good lawyer knows the law and a great lawyer knows the judge.</p><p></p><p>What's the difference between a police car and a porcupine?</p><p>Porcupines have pricks on the outside</p><p></p><p>How do you spell clitoris?"</p><p>I don't know, but I had it on the tip of my tongue just a moment ago.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4425371, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"] Making Love[/COLOR][/B] After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation." [B][COLOR="Red"]xzxzxz[/COLOR] [COLOR="Teal"]Interesting health fact :[/COLOR][/B] Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus? It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life. If you don't believe it, try to pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye!! [B][COLOR="Red"]xzxzxz[/COLOR][/B] How can you tell that Grandma's sex drive is alive and well? She keeps baking those Viagra Chip Cookies! What is the difference between a good lawyer and a great Lawyer? A good lawyer knows the law and a great lawyer knows the judge. What's the difference between a police car and a porcupine? Porcupines have pricks on the outside How do you spell clitoris?" I don't know, but I had it on the tip of my tongue just a moment ago. [/QUOTE]
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