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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4419476" data-attributes="member: 14320"> $20 BillsA fellow went to his doctor complaining that his asshole wasfeeling terribly sore. The doctor asked him to drop his drawersand bend over so he could take a look."This is amazing!" the doctor said, as he pulled a $20 bill fromthe fellow's anus.Another $20 bill appeared behind the first one, so the doctorpulled it out, too.And then another! And another! And many many more.Finally, the doctor had pulled the last $20 from the guys ass.He looked at the large pile of $20 bills on his desk, and beganto count them. (I sure hope that the doctor doesn't lick histhumb when he counts money)Finally the doc exclaimed, "There was $1,980 stuck in your ass!"And the fellow replied, "I knew I wasn't feeling two grand!34343434A guy found a magic lamp and naturally, rubbed it. The genie popped outand said, "I'll grant you any wish you want."The guy thought and thought and finally gave his answer. "I want to behard all the time and get all the ass I want.""As you wish," the genie replied.So, the genie turned him into a toilet seat.34343434How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?It's cloged up with paperplates.34343434A macho young swimmer named Dwyer,Really liked playing with fire.One night in the darkHe swam with a shark,And his voice is now two octaves higher.</blockquote>

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