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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4418868" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>WHY IT'S GREAT TO BE A GUY!</strong></p><p></p><p>* A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase</p><p>* Bathroom lines are 80% shorter</p><p>* We can open all our own jars</p><p>* Phone conversations last 30 seconds</p><p>* We know useful stuff about tanks and airplanes</p><p>* Old friends don't care if we've lost or gained</p><p>weight</p><p>* When surfing channels, we don't have to stop on</p><p>every shot of someone crying</p><p>* Our last name stays put.</p><p>* We can leave a hotel room bed unmade.</p><p>* We can kill our own food.</p><p>* The garage is all ours.</p><p>* We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.</p><p>* We see the humor in "Terms of Endearment".</p><p>* We never have to clean the toilet.</p><p>* We can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.</p><p>* If someone forgets to invite us to something, they can still be our friend.</p><p>* Our underwear costs $6.50 for a pack of 3.</p><p>* None of our co-workers have the power to make us cry.</p><p>* We don't have to shave below our neck.</p><p>* If we're 34 and single, no one notices.</p><p>* Chocolate is just another snack.</p><p>* Where and when we pee doesn't effect our emotional well-being.</p><p>* We can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.</p><p>* Flowers & duct tape - and we can fix everything.</p><p>* We never have to worry about other's feelings.</p><p>* Three pair of shoes are more than enough.</p><p>* We can say anything and not worry about what people think.</p><p>* We can whip our shirt off on a hot day.</p><p>* Car mechanics tell us the truth.</p><p>* We don't give a flip if someone doesn't notice our new haircut.</p><p>* We can watch a game in silence for hours without our buddy thinking</p><p>He must be mad at me.</p><p>* One mood, all the time.</p><p>* We can admire Clint Eastwood without having to starve ourselves to</p><p>look like him.</p><p>* Same work. More pay.</p><p>* Gray hair and wrinkles add character.</p><p>* Wedding dress; $2000, Tux rental; 100 bucks.</p><p>* We don't care if someone is talking behind our back.</p><p>* We don't pass on the dessert and then mooch off someone else's.</p><p>* If we retain water, it is in a canteen.</p><p>* The remote is all ours.</p><p>* We need not pretend we're "freshening up" to use the bathroom.</p><p>* We can go to the bathroom alone.</p><p>* If we don't call our buddy when we said we would, he won't tell our</p><p>friends I've changed.</p><p>* If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, we might</p><p>become lifelong buddies.</p><p>* The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.</p><p>* If something mechanical didn't work, we can bash it with a hammer and</p><p>throw it across the room.</p><p>* New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.</p><p><a href="http://maxpages.com/#" target="_blank">http://maxpages.com/#</a></p><p>* We think the idea of punting that small, ankle-biting dog is funny.</p><p>Really funny!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4418868, member: 14320"] [B]WHY IT'S GREAT TO BE A GUY![/B] * A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase * Bathroom lines are 80% shorter * We can open all our own jars * Phone conversations last 30 seconds * We know useful stuff about tanks and airplanes * Old friends don't care if we've lost or gained weight * When surfing channels, we don't have to stop on every shot of someone crying * Our last name stays put. * We can leave a hotel room bed unmade. * We can kill our own food. * The garage is all ours. * We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. * We see the humor in "Terms of Endearment". * We never have to clean the toilet. * We can be showered and ready in 10 minutes. * If someone forgets to invite us to something, they can still be our friend. * Our underwear costs $6.50 for a pack of 3. * None of our co-workers have the power to make us cry. * We don't have to shave below our neck. * If we're 34 and single, no one notices. * Chocolate is just another snack. * Where and when we pee doesn't effect our emotional well-being. * We can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat. * Flowers & duct tape - and we can fix everything. * We never have to worry about other's feelings. * Three pair of shoes are more than enough. * We can say anything and not worry about what people think. * We can whip our shirt off on a hot day. * Car mechanics tell us the truth. * We don't give a flip if someone doesn't notice our new haircut. * We can watch a game in silence for hours without our buddy thinking He must be mad at me. * One mood, all the time. * We can admire Clint Eastwood without having to starve ourselves to look like him. * Same work. More pay. * Gray hair and wrinkles add character. * Wedding dress; $2000, Tux rental; 100 bucks. * We don't care if someone is talking behind our back. * We don't pass on the dessert and then mooch off someone else's. * If we retain water, it is in a canteen. * The remote is all ours. * We need not pretend we're "freshening up" to use the bathroom. * We can go to the bathroom alone. * If we don't call our buddy when we said we would, he won't tell our friends I've changed. * If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, we might become lifelong buddies. * The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. * If something mechanical didn't work, we can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room. * New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet. [url]http://maxpages.com/#[/url] * We think the idea of punting that small, ankle-biting dog is funny. Really funny! [/QUOTE]
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