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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4412141" data-attributes="member: 14320"> ConfessionBecky was on her deathbed. Her husband, Jake, was maintaining a vigilby her side. He held her fragile hand, tears ran down his face. Hispraying roused her from her slumber. She looked up and her pale lipsbegan to move slightly."My darling Jake," she whispered."Hush, my love," he said. "Rest. Shhh. Don't talk."She was insistent. "Jake," she said in her tired voice. "I havesomething I must confess to you.""There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Jake. "Everything'sall right, go to sleep.""No, no. I must die in peace, Jake. I slept with your brother, yourbest friend and your father.""I know darling," he replied. "That's why I poisoned you.",,,Q: Why did the blonde pee on the floor?A: Because the sign said "wet floor."Q: Why are coffins for blonde's shaped like a triangle?A: Because every time their heads hit a pillow, their legs spreadopen.,,,There once were three women from BirminghamAnd this is the story concerning them.They lifted the frockand tickled the cockof the Bishop while he was confirming them.Now the Bishop was nobody's fool(He'd gone to a good public school)So he pulled down their britchesand buggered those bitcheswith his ten inch Episcopal tool.When he'd filled up the last one with gooShe said, as the Bishop withdrew"The Vicar is thickerand quicker and slickerand longer and stronger than you!"</blockquote>

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