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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4408550" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Trained AlligatorA guy walks into a bar carrying an 18" alligator.The bartender says, "What do think you're doing? Get that goddamn thingout of here. I don't allow pets in my establishment"The guy tries to explain. "Look he won't cause any trouble. He's welltrained and I'll prove it". He then proceeds to put the alligator on thebar and says, "open".The alligator open its mouth and you can see all of its razor sharpteeth. "Now watch this", he says and proceeds to remove his penisthrough his zipper and lays his balls gently onto the alligator's teeth.He then orders a beer and proceeds to drink it. All the while thealligator keeps its mouth open and nothing happens. After finishing thebeer the man gently removes his penis and puts it back into his pants.He then says, "close" and the alligator closes its mouth. "You see he isperfectly trained. Does anyone else want to try it?"After looking around he finally hears a drunk say, "Sure I'd like totry. But I don't know if I can keep my mouth open that long."============There was a young man of L'HoreWhose dink was one inch and no moreWhich was all right for keyholesAnd little girls' pee holesBut no good at all with a whoreTwo fishermen would pull on their gators,Then insert in their rectums vibrators.Erect cocks they then took,And impaled on a hook,Because they were both master baiters============Q. Did you hear that Hollywood is going to remake "The Exorcist"?A. It's about a mother who hires the Devil to get a priest out of herson!Q: What'd the wife do when she found out her husband was a fag?A: She turned around and took it like a man!Little Jack Hornersat in the cornerfucking this cutie piestuck in his 'stone'made the bitch moansaid "one hell of a dude am I"What is the difference between a Hobo and a Homo?A Hobo is a loner who doesn't have any friends.A Homo has friends up the ass.</blockquote>

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