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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4408126" data-attributes="member: 14320">Dorothy & Edna Dorothy and Edna two "senior" widows, are talking at the local coffee shop.Dorothy: "That nice Joe asked me out for a date . . . I know that you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer."Edna: "Well . . . I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car . . a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all.Then he takes me out for dinner. . a marvelous dinner - lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show . . . let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me.... two times!"Dorothy: "Goodness gracious! . . so you are telling me I shouldn't goout with him?"Edna: "No, no, no . I'm just saying, wear an old dress."~~~Q: What does WIFE stand for?A : Washing, Ironing, Fucking, Etcetera.~~~I said to this Sheila the other day, "Oooo that's nice perfume you've got on, what's it called?" She said, "It's called 'come to me'." I said, "Is that right, it doesn't smell like cum to me!"~~~An elderly couple were attending church when about halfway through the service she leans over and says to him, "I just had a silent passing of gas. What should I do?"Her husband leans over to her and replies, "When we get home put a new battery in your hearing aid." :</blockquote>

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