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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4400879" data-attributes="member: 14320">Pee Behind A HedgeA couple's taking a walk, and as they walk hand-in-hand, the guy starts to getaroused. He's just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind,but I have to take a pee." He says, "Sure, go behind the hedge." She disappearsbehind the hedge, and as he waits, he hears the sound of her jeans being rolleddown her legs and imagines her exposed twat. He can't contain himself, so he reachesthrough a gap in the hedge and touches her leg. Then he moves his hand up herthigh until he finds himself gripping something long and thick between her legs.He says, "My God, Mary, did you change your sex?" She says,"No, I changed my mind. I'm taking a shit instead."jjjjjA man gets sent to prison and, as soon as he walks in, hishuge, buff cellmate says to him, "We're gonna play house. Doyou want to be the mommy or the daddy?"After thinking about it for a minute, the man slowly answers,"Well, if I have to choose, I guess I'll be the daddy.""OK," his cellmate says, "then get over here and suck mommy'sdick."jjjjjQ. How many chauvinists does it take to change a lightbulb?A. None! Let the bitch cook in the dark!Q: What do lesbians need to get married?A: A licker license.Q: What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?A: Wiped his arse.There are 2 kinds of people in this world.Those that want to get ahead, and those that just want to get head.Did you hear about the blonde that gave the guy a blowjob while he wasdriving?They both fell off the motorcycle</blockquote>

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