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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4395103" data-attributes="member: 14320">Jack The Young RedneckOnce upon a time there was a young redneck by the name of Jack. Jacklived and worked on a farm with the farmer, the farmer's wife and theirdaughter Mabel.One fine day as Jack was attending to his daily chores he saw Mabelbending over to milk the cow. He felt himself become aroused for thefirst time and, shocked, ran to find the farmer to explain this strangephenomena.Upon finding the farmer he proceeded to drop his trousers and whip outhis stiff trouser snake much to the horror of the farmer."Farmer, farmer," Jack cried, "what is happening to my penis?""Now settle down and put that thing away." said the farmer."Don't worry about it. It happens to all men.""But I don't like it!" cried Jack."Well then," said the farmer, "next time it happens just go into themilk shed, get some cow shit and rub it on your dick. It'll go downquick smart, trust me."The next day Jack was passing by the house when he looked in and saw thefarmers wife having a shower. Feeling his member getting hard he rushedinto the cow shed, dropped his pants and picked up two handful ofshit. Just then Mabel walked into the shed."What are you doing Jack?" asked Mabel."Well," Jack replied,"I'm gonna rub this shit on my dick to make it godown.""That would be a waste." Mabel said as she laid down on the ground andlifted her skirt. "Why don't you stick it up here?"So he did. Both hands full of shit!Q. What's the worst thing a 6 year old girl could tell you after you've fucked her?A. I've had better.Q: And the most heartbreaking?A: I've had bigger!Q: How do you know when your sister has AIDS?A: Your Dad's cock tastes funny.Q: How do you know when your getting old?A: You dreams are dry & you farts are wet.Q: What's dangerous and eats nuts?A: Syphilis.Q: How do you make a hormone?A: Kick her in the guts.Q: What do you call a homosexual dinosaur?A: A Megasorarse!Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?A: A Lickalotapuss!</blockquote>

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