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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4390292" data-attributes="member: 14320">Thor The Viking God Of ThunderThor, the Viking God of Thunder, and his pal Odin were up in Valhalla,when suddenly Thor said to Odin, "It's been a long time now. I reallyneed to have sex."Odin stood and pondered for a while, before replying, "Go to Earth, OThor, and find thyself what they call a 'lady of joy' and treat her toyour manly pleasures."And this Thor did. The next day, he came back up to see Odin, and toldhim of the previous night's events. "My friend," he said, grinning fromear to ear, "It was wonderful. We had passionate sex 37 times..""37 times!" exclaimed Odin. "That poor woman! Mere mortals cannot enduresuch treatment. You must go and apologize this instant!"So Thor went back down to earth and found the aforementioned prostitute,saying. "I'm sorry about last night, but you see, I'm Thor...""You're Thor?" shouted the girl. "You're Thor? What about me? I'm thothor I can hardly pith!"_________________________________________________A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and,after staring for some time at the only woman seatedat the bar, he walked over to her, placed his handup her skirt and began fondling her.She jumped up and slapped him silly.He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry.I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her.""Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable asshole!" she screamed."That's funny," he muttered, "You even sound exactly like her."LIARS' CHAIN LETTERThis chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything.Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up your wife or girlfriend and send her to the man whose name appears at the top of the following list, and add your name to the bottom of the list.When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women. One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have.At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already received 184 women, of whom 4 were worth keeping.REMEMBER this chain brings luck. One man's pit bull died, and the next day he received a Playboy swimsuit model. An unmarried Jewish man living with his widowed mother was able to choose between a Hooters waitress and a Hollywood super model.You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN! (Please!)One man broke the chain, and got his own wife back again. Damn the luck ...Let's keep it going, men! Just add your name to the list below :Bill Clinton1460 Chatham LaneChappaqua, NY 10004William Jefferson Clinton1460 Chatham LaneChappaqua, NY 10004W. J. Clinton1460 Chatham LaneChappaqua, NY 10004William Clinton160 Chatham LaneChappaqua, NY 10004W Jefferson Clinton1460 Chatham LaneChappaqua, NY 10004William J Clinton1460 Chatham LaneChappaqua, NY 10004Slick Willie Clinton1460 Chatham LaneChappaqua, NY 10004Mr. Hillary Clinton1460 Chatham LaneChappaqua, NY 10004Mr. Jesse JacksonRainbow CoalitionWashington, DCMr. Jesse JacksonMoral Advisor to ex-President Bill ClintonSource: Paul from N.Y.</blockquote>

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