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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4384975" data-attributes="member: 14320">THE WORD FUCKPerhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck"..Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:1. Greetings: How the fuck are ya?2. Fraud: I got fucked by the car dealer.3. Resignation: Oh, fuck it!4. Trouble: I guess I'm fucked now.5. Aggression: Fuck you!6. Disgust: Fuck me.7. Confusion: What the fuck.......?8. Difficulty: I don't understand this fucking business!9. Despair: Fucked again...10. Pleasure: I fucking couldn't be happier.11. Displeasure: What the fuck is going on here?12. Lost: Where the fuck are we.13. Disbelief: Unfuckingbeliveable!14. Retaliation: Up your fucking ass!"15. Denial: I didn't fucking do it."16. Perplexity: I know fuck all about it."17. Apathy: Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?18. Suspicion: Who the fuck are you?19. Panic: Let's get the fuck out of here.20. Directions: Fuck off.21. Disbelief: How the fuck did you do that?It can be used in an anatomical description- He's a fucking asshole.It can be used to tell time- It's five fucking thirty.It can be used in business- How did I wind up with this fucking job?It can be maternal- Motherfucker.It can be political- Fuck Dan Quayle!It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:What the fuck was that?-Mayor of HiroshimaWhere did all these fucking Indians come from?-General CusterWhere the fuck is all this water coming from?-Captain of the TitanicThat's not a real fucking gun.-John LenWho's gonna fucking find out?-Richard NixonHeads are going to fucking roll.-Anne BoleynLet the fucking woman drive.-Commander of Space ShuttleWhat fucking map?-Challenger, Mark ThatcherAny fucking idiot could understand that.-Albert EinsteinIt does so fucking look like her!-PicassoHow the fuck did you work that out?-Pythagoras-You want what on the fucking ceiling?MichaelangeloFuck a duck.-Walt DisneyWhy?- Because its fucking there!-Edmund HilaryI don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?-Joan of ArcScattered fucking showers my ass.-NoahI need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head.-John F. Kennedy-The Window JobThe local vicar is having a bath, and he's a little bored, so he decides to, 'pleasure' himself. He's quite happily tugging away, reaches the old moment of bliss, and opens his eyes only to see, at the window, the window cleaner, jaw agape at what he's just seen.A couple of minutes later, the doorbell rings - it's the window cleaner.The vicar is understandably embarrassed, and asks the man how much he owes him."50 bucks" comes the reply."50 bucks?" says the vicar, startled."Yep, fifty bucks or I tell the whole parish about what I saw, you perv."So the vicar hands over the cash, and the cleaner gets on his way. The following week, the bishop's round for his supper and is having a wander round the vicar's house, admiring his lovely home.He says to the vicar, "Lovely clean windows you've got there vicar, who does them for you?""Oh, a guy from the village does them for me, he does a great job," replies the vicar."Oh, yeah. How much does he charge you, then?""Well," replies the vicar, "fifty bucks, actually""Fifty bucks? Blimey!" says the bishop. "He must have seen you coming."========Little Johnny was taking a bath one day, when his mother came in to use the bathroom. Curiosly, Johnny viewed his mother's anatomy while she was sitting down."Mommy,", Johnny asked, "what's that between your legs?"His mother replied, "Why that's where your dad hit me with an axe.""Came awfully fuckin' close to your cunt, didn't he?" he replied.</blockquote>

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