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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4383115" data-attributes="member: 14320"> Three BreastsThere's this man who's taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes a whorehouse with a blinking sign saying: "TheHooker With Three Breasts...". The man get's just a littleinterested and thinks "well... that could be a once in a lifetimeexperience". So he goes in and walks up to the man behind thecounter. "I'd like to see the hooker with the three breasts" hesays."Are you sure you can afford that... It'll cost you a thousanddollars" the pimp replies. But, the man is too exited, pull's hiswallet and pays him the money. So, he's taken up three stairs to alittle room in the back of the house and when he opens the room...there she is. The room is dark but as he comes closer he sees it...three breasts! And so the man absolutely has the night of his life.The next day the man walks past that same whorehouse and thinking ofthe night before and the time he had, he goes in and pays the pimpanother thousand dollars. Again, he goes up three stairs to thatlittle dark room in the back of the house. And as the day before,she lies there waiting.But, as he walks up to the hooker, he sees that something iswrong... "Hey! You had three breasts yesterday..." he says afterwhich she smiles and says "What did you expect honey... you can onlysuck out a boil like that once!".A middle aged couple is watching TV when an evangelist comes onand promises to heal the sick.The evangelist says, "Pray with me, placing your right hand inthe air and your left hand on the afflicted area."So the man places his right hand in the air and his left hand onhis crotch.His wife says, "Honey, he said heal the sick, not raise the dead."Naughty Little JohnnyLittle Johnny was visiting a friend of his in New Yorkduring the winter. He and his friend went outside toplay in the snow. After about an hour, his friend'smother called them back inside and had them removetheir galoshes and gloves.Little Johnny's friend's mom was a tall voluptuous,woman who would warm her son's hands by putting thembetween her thighs. So as usual, when her son came infrom playing in the snow, she asked if his hands werecold, to which he replied "yes".She then put them together and stuck them between herwarm thighs. After a few minutes, she asked "are theywarm yet?" and the little boy said "yes". LittleJohnny watched his friend and waited his turn.His friend's mom then asked him if his hands werecold, to which he replied, "yes". So she took hishands, put them together and stuck them between herthighs. After a few minutes she asked if his handswere "warm yet" and he said "yes". So she took themout.Little Johnny continued to stand there with a sly grinon his face. When the mom asked "well what is it now,Johnny? What's wrong? Johnny looked up at her and replied"my ears are cold too!"@@@Tony, the Italian milk man, had a door to door delivery service. A ladycalled down from her apartment, "Hey, Tony, I need two bottles ofmilk.""What apartment, lady?"She said, "4 Q."Tony said, "4 Q too, lady!"</blockquote>

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