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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4381277" data-attributes="member: 14320">How To Get Rid Of CrabsLittle Johnny got the crabs from a girlfriend and wanted to know howto get rid of them. There are three options.1. Hold a mirror opposite of your genitals and the crabs will thinkthat there is another crotch to jump off onto.2. Shave off half of your pubic hair, set the other half on fireand stab the crabs with an ice pick when they run out of the firsthalf.3. Go to a movie; buy a box of popcorn, a coke, and a pack of milkduds. When the movie is really getting to a point of realexcitement be sure to drop some of the popcorn into your lap so thecrabs can eat some of the popcorn. The salt in the popcorn willmake the crabs really thirsty, and they will go to the lobby to getsome water.While they are gone, you get up and move to another seat--------Things You Will Never Hear A Man Say.* I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.* I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.* Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again.* I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are openwhen she's getting ready for bed. Maybe I should tell her.* Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines, I don't look atthem anymore.* I understand.* This movie has too much nudity.* Damn, we're late for church.* No. I don't want to see your sister's tits.* Put some panties on, for Christ's sake!The Love Quiz1. What three household items are your idea for a romantic evening?a) A roll of duct tape, a can of beans and some pliers.b) A wig, an umbrella and some jumper cables.c) A snow globe, a water gun and some piano wire2. When you're whispering in your loved one's ear, how might theyrespond?a) "How dare you talk about my momma!"b) "Can you move? I can't see the television."c) "Yes I paid the light bill."3. Which Stooge best describes how you and your partner fool around?a) Curly - active and full of energyb) Moe - abusive and meanc) Larry - you know..4.Which of the following is your idea of a romantic meal?a) Double Quarter Pounder with cheese Meal from McDonalds.b) The Big Beef Burrito Supreme Meal from Taco Bellc) An order of Buffalo Wings from Domino's pizza5. What is your favorite part of your lover's body?a) The part they can put behind their head.b) The part they put in your ear.c) The part that can fix your dinnerTotal the points for the answers you gave1) a=5b=10c=02) a=10b=5c=03) a=10b=0c=54) a=5b=0c=105) a=5b=10c=0What does it all mean?50-41: A RoseA rose by any other name would smell as sweet, and you, my friend,havedived head first in a vat of the old "Love Potion Number Nine."40-31: A SunflowerYour techniques are dead on target but a little refresher coursefromMr. Feelgood might raise your HMO, if you know what I mean.(Actually Idon't know what I mean.)30-21: A DaffodilThings will heat up when the pressure's on but they can disappearquickly with a quick gust of the wind. Kiss your lover before theykissyou goodbye.20-11: A TulipChances are your significant other thinks you're boring, dull andunattractive. Now here's the bad news...10-0: CrabgrassYour significant other thinks you're clinically dead.</blockquote>

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