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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4375016" data-attributes="member: 14320">DisabilitiesPoor little Johnny had been blind from birth. One night before he went to bed, his mother told him that the next day was very special. She told him if he prayed very hard to God, he would be able see when he woke up. Johnny was very excited and prayed very hard for two hours.The next morning, Johnny's mum came into his room. She smiled at her son and said, "Wake up Johnny. Open your eyes and all your prayers will be answered!"Johnny opened his eyes and began screaming, "Mother, mother, I still can't see!""I know darling," said his mother, "April Fool!"1abu126.gif 1abu126.gif 1abu126.gifDid you hear about the three lepers playing cards?One of them had bad cards so he threw his hand in. The second lost all his money so he cried his eyes out and the third won so he laughed his head off!1abu126.gif 1abu126.gif 1abu126.gifWhat did the leper say to the prostitute?You can keep the tip!Why was the leper prostitute going bankrupt?All her business was dropping off!What's small, green and falls apart?A leperchaun!1abu126.gif 1abu126.gif 1abu126.gifThere was a lady with no arms or legs sitting on the beach enjoying the sun and surf, when this man walks up and says, "Hey, lady have you ever been kissed before?""No." the lady replied."Well," said the man, "Have you ever been licked before?""No." the lady said again."Hmmm," asked the man, "have you ever been fucked before?""No, I haven't. But I would like to!" said the lady."Well, bitch, you are now! The tide is coming in!"1abu126.gif 1abu126.gif 1abu126.gifWhen I asked her to the prom she just looked at me and giggled and smiled. When I asked her to dance, she just looked at me, giggled and smiled. When I asked her to move in with me she just looked at me, giggled and smiled. When I asked her to kiss me she just looked at me, giggled and smiled. When I asked her to make love to me she just looked at me, giggled and smiled. When I asked her to marry me she just looked at me, giggled and smiled. When I asked her if she would bear my children she just looked at me, giggled and smiled.That's when I realised she was a fucking retard!1abu126.gif 1abu126.gif 1abu126.gifThree retards are walking along the street when they come across a dog turd.The first one sticks his eye in it and says to the others, "It looks like doggie poo!"The second one sticks his nose in it and says to the others, "It smells like doggie poo!"The third one licks it and says to the others, "It sure tastes like it, good thing we didn't stand in it!"1abu126.gif 1abu126.gif 1abu126.gifWhat is the best part of marrying a woman with leprosy?She can only give you lip once!What's green and melts in your mouth?A dead lepers cock!Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?Because you can park in the disabled zone!1abu126.gif 1abu126.gif 1abu126.gifHow did the one armed blonde get out of the tree?Someone waved at her!The horny midget found that the best way to score with women was to be totally direct about it. So he went up to this tall, beautiful, blonde woman and said, "Hey honey, what would you say to a little fuck?"She looked down on him and said, "Hello little fuck!"</blockquote>