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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4371079" data-attributes="member: 14320">Sacred PlaceThe young lady at the confessional said, "Father, put it in mypussy!""No, child, the vulva is the sacred place whereby you deliveranother child of God," replied the Priest."Oh, Father, put it in my mouth then!" begged the young woman."No, child, the mouth is the sacred place whereby you eat the sacredHost," said the Priest "So put it under my armpit!" asked the younglady."No, child, the armpit is the sacred place where you carry the HolyBible," replied the Priest."OK, Father, then just take it out of my ass cause it hurts!"xxxxxThere once was a man name HomerWho had a kidney stone stuck in his boner.He did scream and shoutWhen they yanked that sucker out.And his piss shot all the way to Tacoma!There once was a boy named MarkWho liked to have sexual fun in the darkOne day his dad walked through the doorAnd Mark's vibrator fell to the floorSo now Mark vibrates his ass in the park.There once was a man named Bob,Who wanted an ass for his knob.He bought an old whore,Entered the backdoor.He wishes she wiped, that slob.There once was a poor man named CrocketWhose balls got caught in a socket.His wife was a bitch,So she cranked on the switch,And Crocket took off like a rocket!There once was a woman from Latch,Who jacked herself off with a match.She got so excited,The damn thing ignited,And burnt all the hair off her snatch. Becky And MorrisBecky was lying on her death bed in the hospital when her husband came tovisit her. Becky said to her husband, "you know Morris we have beenmarried for over fifty years and we never had oral sex.Before I die I wantyou to try it on me.Morris agreed,and pulled the curtain closed around the bed andproceeded to lick her virgina. Morris visited his wife the next day andfound his wifesitting in a chair ,allmade up and ready to go home. The doctors told morris that a miriclehad happened to his wife which was unexplainable. Morris smirked and thenwent into a deprresion.His wife said to Morris "whats wrong with you.Morris replied, if I knewtoday what I learned yesterday I could have saved my Mother,sister and myaunt Sadie.-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-My girlfriend and I just split up.I finally faced the fact that we're incompatible.I'm a Virgo and she's an asshole.-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-College is like a womanYou work so hard to get in,and nine months later you wish you'd never come.-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-At the counter, a woman was complaining about thedeparture time, saying, "Young man, I could stick a feather inmy damn ass and get there faster."The clerk smiled and said, "Madam, the runways are clear."You are free to take off!-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-What kind of sign does a prostitute hang on her door when she goes onvacation?"GO SCREW YOURSELF!"What's the definition of macho?Jogging home from your own vasectomy.&&& A teacher asks an redneck girl to use "handsome" in a sentence. Shesays, "When I'm suckin' dick and my jaw gets sore I use my handsometime."As the turd said to the arsehole, "I don't ever want to go throughthat again!"The penis-enlarging pills my boyfriend bought online must beworking. At this point, he's a bigger dick than he was a few monthsago.</blockquote>

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