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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4367336" data-attributes="member: 14320">Blonde + BimboNew prefix:If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could beused to create new words that describe them:*Bimbabble - noises coming from a group of blondes*Bimbaffled - constant mental state of blondes*Bimbait - short skirts, sheer blouses, string bikinis or otherclothing worn by blondes in an attempt to attract the attention ofmales*Bimbar - a bar where blondes hang out wearing bimbait*Bimbag - a blonde's purse*Bimbrushes - essential equipment in a bimbag*Bimbastic surgeon - specialist in breast enhancements for blondes*Bimbeeper - special instrument used as a homing device for lostblondes*Bimbellow - sound emanating from a blonde after she finally got themost recent blonde joke she heard*Bimbillion? - a blonde giving an estimate of anything*Bimblaze - the result of a blonde trying to cook*Bimblues - a blonde's state of mind after her latest boyfriendditched her*Bimboette - a young blonde*Bimbonese - language spoken by blondes, largely unintelligible toanyone else*Bimbonique behavior - airhead behavior, unique to blondes*Bimboozle - to fool a blonde*Bimbore - a blonde who uses "like" more than 10 times in a sentence*Bimbozo - another name for a blonde*Bimboron - a blonde even less intelligent than most other blondes*Bimbrownie - a well-tanned blonde*Bimbrunette - a blonde who dyes her hair brunette, usually to appearsmarter than she actually is*Bimburden - blonde carrying too many bags at the mallbbbbbTwo Italian nuns are riding their rickety old bikes down the backstreets of Rome late one afternoon. As it turns dusk, theincreasing darkness starts making one of the nuns a little nervous.She leans over to the other and says, "You know, I've never comethis way before." The other nun replies, "It's the cobblestones."bbbbbWhat's the difference between a blonde and a limousine?Not everybody has been in a limo.What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blow jobAnd Then The Fight Started...A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came fromoutside.The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man'Holy Crap?.That must be my husband!' So the man jumped out of the bed; scaredand naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground,ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom andscreamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!' The woman yelled back,'Yeah, then why were you running?' And then the fight started.....NNNNNI tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for$14.95.Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.I told her the beer would make her look better at night than thecold cream.And then the fight started....NNNNNA woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, 'I feelhorrible; I look old, fat and ugly.I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies,'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.' And then the fight started.....NNNNNI took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, tookmy order first."I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""Nah, she can order for herself."And then the fight started...NNNNNMy wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while wewere in bed.I turned to her and said, "Do you want to make love?" "No," sheanswered.I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at methis time, simply saying "Yes."So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."And that's when the fight started....NNNNNI asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation."Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"And that's when the fight started....NNNNNSaturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch,grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out intoa torrential downpour.The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage,turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be badall day.I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back intobed.I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation,and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'My loving wifeof 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is outfishing in that?'And then the fight started ...</blockquote>

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