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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4365991" data-attributes="member: 14320">Boyfriends Parents HouseA woman goes to her boyfriends parents house for dinner. This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. Theyall sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginningto feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and thebroccoli casserole.The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no otherchoice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a daintylittle fart.It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot. Beforeshe even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's fatherlooked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women's feet,and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!!!"The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a big smile came across herface. A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the painagain.This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder andlonger fart rip.The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!!!"Once again the woman smiled and thought, 'yes!' A few minutes laterthe woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't eventhink about it.She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing.Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,"Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!"========A rich lady gives her butler the night offbecause she is going out on a date. When shearrives back home from the date she saw thebutler was still home and sitting in the frontroom. She approached the butler and requestedhim to take off her dress, the butler then tookoff her dress.She then asked the butler to take off her bra,which he did.She then asked him to take off her panties andhe this this also, the lady then told the butlernever to dress in her clothes again.</blockquote>

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