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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4364786" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Sign In The PubA guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the barwhich reads:Cheese Sandwich: $1.50Chicken Sandwich: $2.50Hand Job: $10.00Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up tothe bar and beckons to one of the three attractive blondesserving drinks to an eager-looking group of men."Yes," she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?""I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one whogives the hand-jobs?""Yes," she purrs, "indeed I am."The man replies "Well please wash your hands because I wanta cheese sandwich!"==========Thor, the norse god of thunder, decided that he needed some femalecompany. He soon met a beautiful woman and they snuck away forsome lovemaking.After many hours, he felt it was time to tell the woman that hewas more than just a mortal man.He decided to tell her his name."You're Thor?" she replied. "I'm tho thor I can barely sit down."==========I was in a check out line the other day and the couple in frontof me was arguing about whose turn it was to pay. The clerk wasmethodically scanning their purchases and kind of listening untilthe lady said to the guy, "Stop being a scrote."With a furrowed brow the clerk asked, "What is a scrote?"Without missing a beat the lady responded, "Short for scrotum.He is somewhere between a prick and an asshole."Roses And VioletsRoses are straightViolets are twistedBend over loveYou're about to get fistedRoses are crapViolets are wankyOooh I've just cumPass me a hankyRoses are stupidViolets are sillyGrease up your flapsCuz here comes my willyRoses are awfulViolets are the pitsLift up your shirtAnd show us your titsRoses are crapViolets are shitSit on my faceAnd wiggle a bitRoses are redIt's elementaryLet's ring up a friendAnd try double entryRoses are shitViolets are crapShow me your clitAnd I'll cum in your lapRoses are redSkid marks are brownGive us a blow jobAnd swallow it downRoses are groovyViolets are funkyI'm thinking of youAnd spanking my monkeyAn accident really uncanny,Befell an unfortunate granny.She sat down in a chairWhile her false teeth were there,And bit herself right in the fanny!My back aches, my pussy is sore,I simply can't screw any more,I'm covered with sweat,You haven't come yet,And my God, it's a quarter to four!</blockquote>