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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4362042" data-attributes="member: 14320">Fatta FuckAn Italian family is at the dinner table when the fathersays to his oldest son, "Tony! Why youa such a fatta fuck?"Tony says, "Poppa, itsa Mama's spaghetti! I can't stopaeating it."Poppa says, "You shoulda takea smaller bites!"Then Poppa says to his middle son, "Michael! Why youa sucha fatta fuck?"Michael says, "Poppa, itsa Mama's lasagna! I can't stopaeating it, itsa so good."Mary: So this really drunk, obnoxious guy kept bothering me at theparty last weekend.Jill: What happened?Mary: Well, he cornered me, pulled his thing out of his pants, andasked me, "Do you want to taste it?"Jill: Ohmigod! What did you do?Mary: Well, I think I handled it pretty well. I just said, "No, yougo ahead. You don't have enough to share."A man was sunbathing in the nude, when a wasp stunghim on the penis. He made an urgent visit to his doctorand explained the situation."Please, can you remove the sting, Doc?" he pleaded..."but, don't do anything about the swelling!"&&&Q. How much calcium is there in a woman's breasts?A: Enough to make a bone 8 inches long.Q. Why sperm donation is expensive than blood donation?A. Because it is hand made.Q. When a woman arouses a man and leaves, she is known as a cockteaser. What is a male called when he does the same to a female?A. MoisturizerQ. What do u get when you put a bomb in a girls bra?A. Tit bitsQ. What do u get when you put a bomb in a guy's under wear?A. Banana splitQ: What is the useless piece of flesh attached to the penis?A: The Man.Q: Why is breast milk good for health?A: Because it's great for blood circulation, provides heat, isrefreshing and comes in attractive containers.Q: Why was two-piece bikini invented?A: To separate meat section from the dairy section.A man is dying of cancer. His son asked "Dad, why u keep tellingpeople u r dying of AIDS?"Dad replies : So when I'm dead no one is going to fuck your mom.Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days andif it does not come, you're fucked.&&&Poppa says, "You shoulda also takea smaller bites."Then Poppa says to his youngest son, "Fredo! How youa stayso slima and trima?"Fredo says, "Itsa so easy, Poppa. I eata lots and lotsofa pussy."Poppa says, "Pussy? Pussy, dat taste like shit!"Fredo says, "Poppa, you shoulda takea smaller bites!!&&& The Russian couples sex life was terrible, so they went outand bought a black market copy of a sex manual. A week later,the man said to the women, "Honey, I want to eat your pussylike it says in the book, but it smells so bad. Why don’t yougo out and buy some of that feminine deodorant spray?"She agreed. An hour later, she returned, all excited. "Youshould see the flavors they have," she told her husband."Strawberry, cherry, banana ....""What did you get?" he interrupted."Tuna," she replied.</blockquote>

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