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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4360840" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Things You Really Shouldn't Say During Sex</strong></p><p></p><p>* Is it in yet?</p><p>* (phone rings) Hello? Oh, nothing, and you?</p><p>* Do I have to pay for this?</p><p>* You look better in the dark.</p><p>* I think that goes in the other hole...</p><p>* Hey! My mom has that same bra...</p><p>* I hope you don't expect a raise for this...</p><p>* Hurry up, the game is about to start.</p><p>* ZzZzZz</p><p>* Are you trying to be funny?</p><p>* Can I have a ride home after this?</p><p>* Are those real?</p><p>* Is that smell coming from you?</p><p>* Haven't you ever done this before?</p><p>* Do you know what some female spiders do after sex?</p><p>* You're so much like your sister....</p><p>* Your mom is really cute.</p><p>* What's your name again?</p><p>* Do I have to be here in the morning?</p><p>* A second time? I barely stayed awake the first time!</p><p>* But you just started!</p><p>* Don't touch that!</p><p>* Smile for the camera, honey!</p><p>* Get your hand out of there!</p><p>* I knew you wore a padded bra!</p><p>* Cover me boys, I'm going in!</p><p>* Hold on, let me change the channel...</p><p>* Hope you don't mind I left my boots on.</p><p>* Hurry up, the motor's runnin'.</p><p>* Stop breathing...you're fogging up the wind-shield.</p><p>* Stop interrupting me!</p><p>* It's okay, honey, I can imagine that it's bigger.</p><p>* God, I wish you were a real woman.</p><p>* Why can't you ever shave your legs?</p><p>* How much do I owe you?</p><p>* How come we each have a penis?</p><p>* Just use your finger, its bigger.</p><p>* Does your family have to watch?</p><p>* We'll try again later when you can satisfy me too.</p><p>* Get off me, I'll do it myself!</p><p>* Can you hold this sandwich for me?</p><p>* Watch...my mom taught me this...</p><p>* Damn girl! My tits are bigger than yours!</p><p>* Should I ask why you're bleeding?</p><p>* I haven't had this much sex since I was a hooker!</p><p>* Wanna see me take out my glass eye?</p><p>* Is it okay if I tell my friends about this?</p><p>* I'm sobering up and you're getting ugly!</p><p>* You wanted me to use a condom?</p><p>* Fire in the hole!</p><p>* I wanna see how many quarters I can fit in there.</p><p>* I'm out of condoms, can I use a sock?</p><p>* Don't squirm, you'll spill my beer.</p><p>* You don't sweat much for a fat chick</p><p>* Did I tell you where my cold sore came from?</p><p>* Can you take it out for a minute, I have to fart.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4360840, member: 14320"] [B]Things You Really Shouldn't Say During Sex[/B] * Is it in yet? * (phone rings) Hello? Oh, nothing, and you? * Do I have to pay for this? * You look better in the dark. * I think that goes in the other hole... * Hey! My mom has that same bra... * I hope you don't expect a raise for this... * Hurry up, the game is about to start. * ZzZzZz * Are you trying to be funny? * Can I have a ride home after this? * Are those real? * Is that smell coming from you? * Haven't you ever done this before? * Do you know what some female spiders do after sex? * You're so much like your sister.... * Your mom is really cute. * What's your name again? * Do I have to be here in the morning? * A second time? I barely stayed awake the first time! * But you just started! * Don't touch that! * Smile for the camera, honey! * Get your hand out of there! * I knew you wore a padded bra! * Cover me boys, I'm going in! * Hold on, let me change the channel... * Hope you don't mind I left my boots on. * Hurry up, the motor's runnin'. * Stop breathing...you're fogging up the wind-shield. * Stop interrupting me! * It's okay, honey, I can imagine that it's bigger. * God, I wish you were a real woman. * Why can't you ever shave your legs? * How much do I owe you? * How come we each have a penis? * Just use your finger, its bigger. * Does your family have to watch? * We'll try again later when you can satisfy me too. * Get off me, I'll do it myself! * Can you hold this sandwich for me? * Watch...my mom taught me this... * Damn girl! My tits are bigger than yours! * Should I ask why you're bleeding? * I haven't had this much sex since I was a hooker! * Wanna see me take out my glass eye? * Is it okay if I tell my friends about this? * I'm sobering up and you're getting ugly! * You wanted me to use a condom? * Fire in the hole! * I wanna see how many quarters I can fit in there. * I'm out of condoms, can I use a sock? * Don't squirm, you'll spill my beer. * You don't sweat much for a fat chick * Did I tell you where my cold sore came from? * Can you take it out for a minute, I have to fart. [/QUOTE]
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