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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4359250" data-attributes="member: 14320">Gay Movie TitlesBrokeback Mountain, the new movie about a romance between two gaycowboys, is getting rave reviews from some corners and vicious slams from others.We're not going to get in the middle of that particular debate, but wedo think they could have come up with a better title. THE TOP 13 GAY COWBOY MOVIES(Part I)13> Thigh Noon12> Have Buns, Will Fondle11> Riding on Cows With Boys10> Queer and Present Ranger9> Bobby and Clyde8> Men in Black Chaps7> Bill & Ted's Exotic-Erotic Adventure6> The Man Who Coordinated Liberty's Valances5> Memoirs of a Gay Shane4> Dude, Where's My Saddle Horn?3> My Big Fat Redneck Civil Union2> When Harry Met Wally... and the Number 1 Gay Cowboy Movie ...1> The Magnificent Sven === THE TOP 13 GAY COWBOY MOVIES (Part II)13> A Fistful of Fellers12> High Nooner11> Buns Tight at the SoGay Corral10> Urbane Cowboy9> Butch Cassidy and the Riverdance Kid8> Dr. Range-Love7> Harry Potter in the Closet of Fire6> Four Civil Unions and a Hangin'5> Flaming Saddles4> Skivvy Slickers3> Tool Hand Luke2> Dances With Bears... and the Number 1 Gay Cowboy Movie ...1> Fun With Dick and Dick=== THE TOP 13 GAY COWBOY MOVIES--------------------------------------------------------The Runners Up & Honorable Mention submissions--------------------------------------------------------28 Gays LaterHow the West Was Wonderful!Absolutely Fabulous Baker BoysBareback in SeattleHarold and Kumar Go Shopping for Sleeveless T-ShirtsOklahomo!The Good, The Bad, and the Studly The Top 13 Gay Cowboy Movies(X-rated)10> Fellate Your Local Sheriff!9> A Fisting for Dollars8> Old Yeller Stain7> Paint Your Wagon, Then Add a Couple of Chintz Throw Pillows6> The Fellow's Lips on My Ring5> Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Cocks4> Poop Friction3> Riders of the Purple Sausage2> The Old Jism Trail... and the Number 1 Gay Cowboy Movie ...1> Sphincter's LustTop 10 Things Not To Say To Your Girlfriends Parents10. Gee, Pops, you're not nearly as big an asshole as your daughter saidyou are.9. Wazzzaaaaap!8. The water in your toilet tastes funny.7.You got a spoon and a lighter I can borrow? I left mine at home.6. No... No... It's OK. I kinda like it when your dog humps my leg.5. Your daughter is attractive, but have you seen the tits on her friend Joanne?4. Hi, Mr. Jones. I'm Bob. This is Chuck, George, Steve and the midgetis Sam. Is Sally ready?3. (While honking horn in driveway) Hey! I'm waiting out hear! Send the bitch out!2. You should be proud, Mr. AndMrs. Smith, you've raised a good girl. I can't get her to blow me no matter what I say.And the number 1 thing not to say when you meet your girlfriend'sparents for the first time:1. Man, living under the same roof with a piece of ass like that, I bet you wish you were anyone else but her father.&&& One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kisseach other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With anair of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and,smiling, he says to her:Him: "Darling, would you give me a blowjob?"Her: "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"Him: "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"Her: "No, no. I just can't"Him: "I beg you ... "Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl'slittle sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in asleepy voice she says. "Mom says to go ahead and give him a blowjob.Otherwise I can do it. Or if need be, she can come down herself anddo it. But tell him to take his fuckin' hand off the intercom !!!!</blockquote>