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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4345903" data-attributes="member: 14320">Would I Like To Have Sex With You?I'd rather ...Masturbate with a cheese grater.Slide down a barbed wire banister into a bucket of alcohol.Stick my genitals in a beehive.Have a porcupine inserted violently into my rectum.Sandpaper a wildcat's ass.Dry fuck a polar bear in a phone booth.Cram my dick in the ass of a bear with inflamed hemorrhoids.Try to open a beer bottle with my sphincter... and not a twist off either.Poke a Grizzly Bear in the ass with a short stick.Stick a Hartz flea brush up my ass and jog a mile.-=-=-=-=-=The 15 year old girl is going on her first date, and her mother warns her not to let the boy put his hands up her dress.The girl agrees, and the mother is reassured that her daughter will not let the boy put his hands up her dress.The boy and girl go out, and after a movie and a nosh they are parked in lover's lane.He makes a move and tries to put his hands up her dress.She stops him once, twice and three times.He's all disappointed.Then she tells him why, "I promised my mother that I wouldn't let you put your hands up my dress.But, you can put your hands down the back of my dress, and it's the second hole you come to!"</blockquote>

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