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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4337406" data-attributes="member: 14320">Read Upon Bathroom Walls"This is a teepeewhere you peepee.This is not a wigwamwhere you beat your tomtom."Submitted via email; location not specified lll"Here I sit in a misty vaporSome damn fool stole the toilet paperMy bus is late and I cannot lingerLookout butt here comes my finger" From a bus station bathroom in Philadelphia lll"This is where Napoleon blew his bone apart"Scratched into the wood barrier between urinals ina Bodega bay campsite bathroom lll"I fu*ked your Mom"(written underneath) "Go home dad you're drunk."Somewhere in Orlando, FL lll"Those who write on shithouse walls roll their shit into little balls.Those who read those words of wit, eat those little balls of shit."A men's restroom in Sierra College, Rocklin, CA lll "If a tree falls in the forest, and there's nobodyaround to hear it - who gives a fu*k?"A men's room in an Atlanta bookstorelll(arrow pointing to toilet paper dispenser)"Turban repair kit"Porta toilet, Pittsburgh, PA lll(Written on the front of a condom machine)"This gum tastes like shit!"Booches Bar and Grill, University of Missouri,Columbia lll"Hi, I'm Gonorrhea.Have a seat and I'll be right with you"Submitted via email; location not specifiedlll"There was an old man from Peru,Who fell asleep in his canoe.While dreaming of Venus,He played with his penis,and awoke in a boat full of goo." On a bathroom wall in the Coz Chemical building,Northbridge MA lll"Here I sit broken heartedpaid a dime only farted.Second time took a chance,saved my dime shit my pants."In a bathroom stall in a Winnipeg restaurantlll"In the days of oldwhen knights were boldand toilets weren't invented.They'd drop there loadby the roadand ride away contented."In a bathroom stall in a Winnipeg restaurant lll"BEER DRINKERS LAMENT:I sit inside this dim lit stall,and scribe these words upon the wallFor relief has come to me alascause I've expelled some noxious gas.And the reason for this woeful wit,Is I loaded up my pants with shit." lllAt a playhouse theatre in Boston:"Fix this toilet!"The response: "We're actors, not plumbers." The response to the response: "Then act like plumbers." lll"Did you know that this porcelain instrument upon which you are sitting is really a very powerful telescope?Spread your legs and stick your head down between them.Look way down and over to the back.There! See it? Uranus!" lll"Here I sit, same as everTook a shit, pulled the leverThe toilet clogged, the water flowedLook out world, its the motherload" lllIt's a wonderous thing the magnificent turd to describe beauty there's nary a wordsome may float while others may sinkbut if you pluck them out there'll all going to stinkLnwood IL. police department latrine"lll"Shithouse poets when they dieshould have erected where they liein memory of their caustic wita monument of solid shit"No location specified lll"If you want to crap at easeput both elbows on your kneesgive a grunt,and give a squeezeand out will come like rotten cheese."Men's room at Old Sturbridge Village in Sturbridge, Massachusetts lll"Here lies the bones of screwy RickCursed at death with a corkscrew dickSpent his life in a futile huntTo find a girl with a corkscrew cuntHe found that girl, but now he is deadThe no account bitch had a left-hand thread."In a bar long since closed in Greensburg, PA</blockquote>

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