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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4330826" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Wedding Night</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A fellow on his wedding night in the hotel says to his new wife. "My</p><p>God! I never realized you had such huge droopy breasts." The wife</p><p>has a major dummy spit and throws him out of the room. While he is</p><p>sitting in the hall another fellow comes out down the hall. "What</p><p>happened?" asks the first man.</p><p></p><p>"Well" replies the other "I first saw my new wife naked tonight, and</p><p>all I said was "Hells bells! I didn't realize you had such a big</p><p>fat droopy arse..." Then she threw me out.</p><p></p><p>Just then a third fellow comes storming out into the hall with a</p><p>face like thunder. "Hey" says the second fellow, "did you put your</p><p>foot in it as well?"</p><p></p><p>"No" says the third fellow, "But, shit! I bloody well could have!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">========</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There was a young lady named May,</p><p>Took a stroll in the park by the bay.</p><p>She met a young man,</p><p>Who screwed her and ran.</p><p>Now she goes to the park everyday.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">========</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A pretty young lady named Vogel</p><p>Once sat herself down on a molehill.</p><p>A curious mole</p><p>Nosed into her hole --</p><p>Ms. Vogel's ok, but the mole's ill.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4330826, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Wedding Night[/COLOR][/B] A fellow on his wedding night in the hotel says to his new wife. "My God! I never realized you had such huge droopy breasts." The wife has a major dummy spit and throws him out of the room. While he is sitting in the hall another fellow comes out down the hall. "What happened?" asks the first man. "Well" replies the other "I first saw my new wife naked tonight, and all I said was "Hells bells! I didn't realize you had such a big fat droopy arse..." Then she threw me out. Just then a third fellow comes storming out into the hall with a face like thunder. "Hey" says the second fellow, "did you put your foot in it as well?" "No" says the third fellow, "But, shit! I bloody well could have!" [B][COLOR="Red"]========[/COLOR][/B] There was a young lady named May, Took a stroll in the park by the bay. She met a young man, Who screwed her and ran. Now she goes to the park everyday. [B][COLOR="Red"]========[/COLOR][/B] A pretty young lady named Vogel Once sat herself down on a molehill. A curious mole Nosed into her hole -- Ms. Vogel's ok, but the mole's ill. [/QUOTE]
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