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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4329107" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">A Vasectomy</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Phil wanted a new birth control method and his doctor suggested a vasectomy. Phil agreed and the doctor said he could perform the operation in his office.</p><p></p><p>At a crucial moment during the procedure, one of Phil's testicles fell to the floor, and the nurse, who was wearing high heels, accidentally stepped on it and crushed it. The doctor noticed a jar of pickled onions on his nurse's desk and realized it was the right size and weight, so he placed it in Phil's scrotum and completed the operation.</p><p></p><p>A few months later, Phil returned for a check up. When the doctor asked how things were going. Phil replied, "Pretty good, Doc. At least my wife's not pregnant, but there are some strange side effects. Every time we make love, my wife gets heartburn; when I pee, my eyes water; and whenever I pass a hamburger stand, I have an erection."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">========</span></strong></p><p></p><p>TOP TEN REJECTED TITLES FOR BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN</p><p></p><p>10. "Not-That-There's-Anything-Wrong-With-That Mountain"</p><p></p><p>9. "Wyatt Slurp"</p><p></p><p>8. "For A Few Dollars More We Can Make It A Threesome"</p><p></p><p>7. "Long Ranger"</p><p></p><p>6. "Go West Young Man..Now South...a Little More South..OH GOD YES</p><p>RIGHT THERE!"</p><p></p><p>5. "Bunanza"</p><p></p><p>4. "The Good, The Bad, and the Fabulous"</p><p></p><p>3. "Broke My Back Mounting Him"</p><p></p><p>2. "Fun With Dick In James"</p><p></p><p>1. "Oklahomo"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4329107, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]A Vasectomy[/COLOR][/B] Phil wanted a new birth control method and his doctor suggested a vasectomy. Phil agreed and the doctor said he could perform the operation in his office. At a crucial moment during the procedure, one of Phil's testicles fell to the floor, and the nurse, who was wearing high heels, accidentally stepped on it and crushed it. The doctor noticed a jar of pickled onions on his nurse's desk and realized it was the right size and weight, so he placed it in Phil's scrotum and completed the operation. A few months later, Phil returned for a check up. When the doctor asked how things were going. Phil replied, "Pretty good, Doc. At least my wife's not pregnant, but there are some strange side effects. Every time we make love, my wife gets heartburn; when I pee, my eyes water; and whenever I pass a hamburger stand, I have an erection." [B][COLOR="Red"]========[/COLOR][/B] TOP TEN REJECTED TITLES FOR BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN 10. "Not-That-There's-Anything-Wrong-With-That Mountain" 9. "Wyatt Slurp" 8. "For A Few Dollars More We Can Make It A Threesome" 7. "Long Ranger" 6. "Go West Young Man..Now South...a Little More South..OH GOD YES RIGHT THERE!" 5. "Bunanza" 4. "The Good, The Bad, and the Fabulous" 3. "Broke My Back Mounting Him" 2. "Fun With Dick In James" 1. "Oklahomo" [/QUOTE]
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