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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4328560" data-attributes="member: 14320">Careful With Your WishesA huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer.The bartender can't help but stare at the guy because incontrast to his large muscles, the man has a head that isthe size of an orange. The bartender hands the guy hisbeer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want tocompliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal!But I have a question, "why is your head so small?"The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded thisquestion many times."One day," he begins, "I was hunting and got lost in thewoods. I heard someone crying for help. I followed thecries and they led me to a frog that was sitting next toa stream.""No shit?" says the bartender, thoroughly intrigued."Yeah, so I picked up the frog and it said, Kiss me.Kiss me and I will turn into a genie and grant you threewishes.'""Keep going!" the bartender urged."I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave thefrog a kiss.POOF!!!! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous,naked woman.She said, "You now have three wishes."I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said, Iwant a body like Arnold Schwarzenneger. She nodded,snapped her fingers, and POOF there I was, so huge thatI ripped out of my clothes and was standing there naked!She then asked, "What will be your second wish?'""What next?" begged the bartender."I looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied,"I want to make sensuous love with you here by thisstream.' She nodded, laid down, and beckoned to me.We made love right there by that stream for hours!Afterwards, as we lay there next to each other,sweating from our glorious lovemaking, she whisperedinto my ear, "You know, you do have one more wish.What will it be?"I looked at her and replied, "How 'bout a little head?'".....POOF!!!*)*)*)*)*)A guy came home from work, "Honey, where are you?""I'm upstairs douching," his wife answered."I told you never to talk like that!" he yelled."What do you want," she called out, "good grammar or good taste?"</blockquote>

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