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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4324153" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School</span></strong></p><p></p><p>1. Everybody likes sex and nobody likes school, except for virgins and only because they haven't had sex yet.</p><p></p><p>2. Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs etc..., school just sucks.</p><p></p><p>3. After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette. After school you feel like smoking something a whole lot stronger.</p><p></p><p>4. You get disciplined during sex only if you want to.</p><p></p><p>5. Drinking drives people to sex, whereas school drives people to drink.</p><p></p><p>6. Sex relieves stress, school is the cause of stress.</p><p></p><p>7. Nothing beats the "hands on" experience you get with sex.</p><p></p><p>8. After sex you feel like you have accomplished something.</p><p></p><p>9. Sex is cheaper. Even if you have to pay for a hooker, it is still cheaper than paying thousands of dollars in tuition.</p><p></p><p>10. At least you have a choice whether or not you want to have sex. At school your teachers screw you regardless</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">]]]]]</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A blonde goes into a laundromat and asks to have her sweater cleaned.</p><p></p><p>The Laundromat attendant doesn't hear her correctly and says, "Come again?"</p><p></p><p>The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, "oh, no it's just mustard this time."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4324153, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School[/COLOR][/B] 1. Everybody likes sex and nobody likes school, except for virgins and only because they haven't had sex yet. 2. Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs etc..., school just sucks. 3. After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette. After school you feel like smoking something a whole lot stronger. 4. You get disciplined during sex only if you want to. 5. Drinking drives people to sex, whereas school drives people to drink. 6. Sex relieves stress, school is the cause of stress. 7. Nothing beats the "hands on" experience you get with sex. 8. After sex you feel like you have accomplished something. 9. Sex is cheaper. Even if you have to pay for a hooker, it is still cheaper than paying thousands of dollars in tuition. 10. At least you have a choice whether or not you want to have sex. At school your teachers screw you regardless [B][COLOR="Red"]]]]]][/COLOR][/B] A blonde goes into a laundromat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The Laundromat attendant doesn't hear her correctly and says, "Come again?" The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, "oh, no it's just mustard this time." [/QUOTE]
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