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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4319035" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Movie Quiz</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Try this test. Scroll down and do the quiz as it instructs and find</p><p>out what</p><p>movie is your favorite. It really works! This amazing math quiz can</p><p>likely</p><p>predict which of 18 films you would enjoy the most. Don't ask me</p><p>how.</p><p></p><p>Pick a number from 1-9.</p><p></p><p>Multiply by 3.</p><p></p><p>Add 3.</p><p></p><p>Multiply by 3 again.</p><p></p><p>Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favorite</p><p>movie in the</p><p>list of 18 movies below.</p><p></p><p>Mine was "Star Wars" - exactly right! So be honest, and do it before</p><p>you</p><p>scroll down to see the list below. It's easy and it works.</p><p></p><p>Now look up your number in the list below...</p><p></p><p>1. Gone With The Wind</p><p>2. E.T.</p><p>3. Beverly Hills Cop</p><p>4. Star Wars</p><p>5. Forrest Gump</p><p>6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly</p><p>7. Jaws</p><p>8. Grease</p><p>9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat</p><p>10. Casablanca</p><p>11. Jurassic Park</p><p>12. Shrek</p><p>13. Pirates of the Caribbean</p><p>14. Titanic</p><p>15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark</p><p>16. Home Alone</p><p>17. Mrs. Doubtfire</p><p>18. Toy Story</p><p></p><p>It is really amazing, isn't it?</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">@@@ </span></strong></p><p></p><p>A teacher asks her class to name things that end with 'tor' that eat things.</p><p></p><p>The first little boy says, "Alligator."</p><p></p><p>"Very good, that's a big word."</p><p></p><p>The second little girl says, "Predator." Yes, that's another big word. Well done."</p><p></p><p>Then little Johnny puts up his hand and says, "Vibrator." After nearly falling off her chair, the teacher says, "That is a big word too, but I don't think we can count it because it doesn't eat anything."</p><p></p><p>"Well my mum has one and she says it eats batteries like there's no tomorrow!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">@@@</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Q. What's the difference between a woman and a fridge?</p><p>A. A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out!</p><p></p><p>Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?</p><p>A. Breasts don't have eyes.</p><p></p><p>Q. What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?</p><p>A. Whore's fuck everyone at the party, Bitches fuck everyone at the party except you.</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Loving Valentines from Us Gals to You Guys</span></strong></p><p></p><p>You say you would like to screw me.</p><p>You say I make you drool.</p><p>But when it comes to making love</p><p>you suck and I'd rather use my mechanical tool.</p><p></p><p>You understand how to make me moan, how to make me squirm.</p><p>But when it comes to your dick; it feels more like a little worm.</p><p></p><p>Size DOES matter. I don't care what they say.</p><p>So please do both of us a favor and just go away.</p><p></p><p>Making love should be grand. It should make my heart to thump.</p><p>But all I usually get out of it is just feeling you hump!</p><p></p><p>Our relationship is over, it's kaput, its at the very end.</p><p>You're a really bad fuck. I'm moving on to you best friend.</p><p></p><p>I've had relationships before boyfriends one and two.</p><p>They're dead now, but their still better at making love than you.</p><p></p><p>You get it up, you put in, you go off and then you pull it out.</p><p>I'll never have sex with you again you shitty lout!</p><p></p><p>Broad shoulders you have; a small waist and a really nice firm ass.</p><p>But you're too much in love with yourself so I think I'll have to</p><p>pass.</p><p></p><p>Having sex with you has left me empty and bitter.</p><p>I'd rather do it with the ugly guy next door .</p><p>I'm his baby sitter.</p><p></p><p>I'd like to have sex with you. You're built like a big stud horse.</p><p>But you're so damn ugly; I'd have to put a paper bag over your face</p><p>of course.</p><p></p><p>I wouldn't mind having sex with you. You're tender, gentle and kind.</p><p>But when someone's so ugly that it'd take two bags . that's where I</p><p>draw the line!</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">iiiii</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A girl was telling her date about her old boyfriend, and while doing</p><p></p><p>so was stroking her beer bottle up and down many times. Finally her</p><p></p><p>date has had enough and says, " You're always thinking about him.</p><p>Why don't you think about me once in a while?"</p><p>"OK!" she says and starts stroking the top two inches of her bottle.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">iiiii</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There was a young fellow of Harrow</p><p>Whose john was the size of a marrow.</p><p>He said to his tart,</p><p>"How's this for a start?</p><p>My balls are outside in a barrow."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4319035, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Movie Quiz[/COLOR][/B] Try this test. Scroll down and do the quiz as it instructs and find out what movie is your favorite. It really works! This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18 films you would enjoy the most. Don't ask me how. Pick a number from 1-9. Multiply by 3. Add 3. Multiply by 3 again. Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below. Mine was "Star Wars" - exactly right! So be honest, and do it before you scroll down to see the list below. It's easy and it works. Now look up your number in the list below... 1. Gone With The Wind 2. E.T. 3. Beverly Hills Cop 4. Star Wars 5. Forrest Gump 6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly 7. Jaws 8. Grease 9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat 10. Casablanca 11. Jurassic Park 12. Shrek 13. Pirates of the Caribbean 14. Titanic 15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark 16. Home Alone 17. Mrs. Doubtfire 18. Toy Story It is really amazing, isn't it? [B][COLOR="Red"]@@@ [/COLOR][/B] A teacher asks her class to name things that end with 'tor' that eat things. The first little boy says, "Alligator." "Very good, that's a big word." The second little girl says, "Predator." Yes, that's another big word. Well done." Then little Johnny puts up his hand and says, "Vibrator." After nearly falling off her chair, the teacher says, "That is a big word too, but I don't think we can count it because it doesn't eat anything." "Well my mum has one and she says it eats batteries like there's no tomorrow!" [B][COLOR="Red"]@@@[/COLOR][/B] Q. What's the difference between a woman and a fridge? A. A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out! Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A. Breasts don't have eyes. Q. What's the difference between a whore and a bitch? A. Whore's fuck everyone at the party, Bitches fuck everyone at the party except you. [B][COLOR="Teal"]Loving Valentines from Us Gals to You Guys[/COLOR][/B] You say you would like to screw me. You say I make you drool. But when it comes to making love you suck and I'd rather use my mechanical tool. You understand how to make me moan, how to make me squirm. But when it comes to your dick; it feels more like a little worm. Size DOES matter. I don't care what they say. So please do both of us a favor and just go away. Making love should be grand. It should make my heart to thump. But all I usually get out of it is just feeling you hump! Our relationship is over, it's kaput, its at the very end. You're a really bad fuck. I'm moving on to you best friend. I've had relationships before boyfriends one and two. They're dead now, but their still better at making love than you. You get it up, you put in, you go off and then you pull it out. I'll never have sex with you again you shitty lout! Broad shoulders you have; a small waist and a really nice firm ass. But you're too much in love with yourself so I think I'll have to pass. Having sex with you has left me empty and bitter. I'd rather do it with the ugly guy next door . I'm his baby sitter. I'd like to have sex with you. You're built like a big stud horse. But you're so damn ugly; I'd have to put a paper bag over your face of course. I wouldn't mind having sex with you. You're tender, gentle and kind. But when someone's so ugly that it'd take two bags . that's where I draw the line! [B][COLOR="Red"]iiiii[/COLOR][/B] A girl was telling her date about her old boyfriend, and while doing so was stroking her beer bottle up and down many times. Finally her date has had enough and says, " You're always thinking about him. Why don't you think about me once in a while?" "OK!" she says and starts stroking the top two inches of her bottle. [B][COLOR="Red"]iiiii[/COLOR][/B] There was a young fellow of Harrow Whose john was the size of a marrow. He said to his tart, "How's this for a start? My balls are outside in a barrow." [/QUOTE]
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