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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4315384" data-attributes="member: 14320">Your Momma's Like...Your momma's like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows, and lays in the closet.Your momma's like a toilet, she's so full of shit.Your momma's like a hardware store 5 cents a screwYour momma's like a squirell, she can't keep nuts out of her mouth.Your momma's like a buffet, $3.00 and it's all you can eat!Your momma's like buckleys, she tastes bad but worksYour momma's like a doorknob everyone gets a turn.Your momma's like a light switch even a 4 Year old can turn her on.Your momma's like a refrigerator, every one sticks there meat in herYour momma's like a nascar driver she burns fifty rubbers a dayYour momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blowYour momma's like a hockey puck everyone gets a whack!Your momma's like a merry go round everyone gets a spin!Your momma's like a bus everyone gets a ride!Your momma's like a boomeramg she keeps coming back for more.Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburnI asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said tuna surpriseI asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said crabsYour momma's like a gun, two cocks and she's loaded!Yo Mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop suckingYour momma's so smelly even sewer rats get out of her way.Your momma's so smelly that the only dis I'm gonna give her is Disinfectent...Your momma's so smelly even dogs dont smell her.Your momma's so smelly she wiz playin in my Sand Box and the cat came along and buried her.Your momma's so smelly she made Right Guard go left.Your momma's so Smelly her poops glad to escape.Your momma's so dirty the flies on a dog shit passed outYour momma's so greasy her idea of bottled water is the left over oil slime from a bacon, sausage and egg fry up.Your momma's so greasy she uses bacon as a band aid.Your momma's so greasy her freckles slipped off.Your momma's so greasy she sweats butter, syrup, excretes jam...and has a full time job at the 'Pancake Palace' wiping pancakes across her forhead. Your Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet.Your Mamma is so ugly she shaves her pits with a lawn mower &&&Inventions By BlondeThe water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how to readInflatable dart boardsA dictionary indexMechanical Pencil sharpenerPowdered waterPedal-powered wheel chairsWaterproof tea bagsWatermelon seed sorterZero proof alcoholReuseable ice cubesSee-through toilet tissueSkinless bananasDo-it-yourself road mapTurnip ice creamToe implantsAn all white flagRolls Royce pickup truck&&&A couple of blondes were driving through Louisiana when they came to a sign that told them they were almost to Natchitoches. They argued all the way there about how to pronounce the name of the town. Finally they stopped for lunch. After getting their food, one of the blondes said to the cashier, "Can you settle an argument for us? Very slowly, tell us where we are."The cashier leaned over the counter and said:"Buuurrrrrr-Gerrrrrr Kiiiinnnnnggg"&&&A brunette is trying to get across a river and suddenly she spots a blonde on the other side. She yells over to the blonde "Hey, excuse me! How do I get over to the other side?" And after a quick survey of the river, the blonde calls back "You ARE on the other side!"</blockquote>

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