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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4308208" data-attributes="member: 14320">Rupert and QuentinTwo queers, Rupert and Quentin, are behind some bushes,When all of a sudden Rupert shouts out as he is having terrible pains in his stomachQuentin asks him "What's the matter with you"Rupert says "I think I'm having a baby"Quentin says "Don't be stupid you can't have a baby - you're a man"Rupert says "I can feel it moving around in my stomach"All of a sudden Rupert has one almighty pain in his stomach so he pulls his trousers down and squats. There is a bloody mess everywhere as he pushes with all his might. When he is finally finished he looks down and shouts out at the top of his voice "I've had a baby. I can see its little arms and legs moving around"Quentin comes over to take a look.."You dirty bastard. You've just shit on a frog"OPOPOA man walks into a brothel and approaches a beautiful Orientalprostitute and asks? "Is it true Asian women have vaginas thatrun sideways?""Why?" she asks, "Are you a harmonica player?"OPOPOWhat's the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis is fun, sexy and satisfying...A prick is the guy who owns it.OPOPOA guy went to his doctor and asked for a prescription for sex-lax."You mean 'Ex-lax,' don't you?" laughed the doctor."Hell no! I don't have trouble going, I have trouble coming!"A Guy And A MidgetA guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched bya midget.Although the little fellow is staring at him intently,the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladderup next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at closerange.Wow," comments the midget, "those are the nicest balls I have everseen!"Surprised and flattered, the man thanks the midget and starts to moveaway.Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the littlefellow,but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them."Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, heobliges the request.The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says,Okay, hand me your wallet or I'll jump off the ladder!"777888Q: You know why they say that eating oysters will improve a man's sex life?A: Because women know if he'll eat one of those, he'll eat anything.Q: How can you tell whether a woman isn't wearing any underwear?A: Look for dandruff on her shoes.Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.Q: How do you know if a woman is a true redneck?A: If she can chew tobacco and suck a dick and still know whichone to spit and which one to swallow.777888There once was a man named MattWho was short, bald, ugly, and fat.I'm willing to bet,The only pussy he getsIs when he goes home to his cat</blockquote>

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