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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4300649" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">The Miracle Of Toilet Paper</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror</p><p>complaining to my husband that my breasts are too</p><p>small.</p><p></p><p>Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so,</p><p>he un-characteristically comes up with a</p><p>suggestion.</p><p></p><p>"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day</p><p>take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between</p><p>them for a few seconds."</p><p></p><p>Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper</p><p>and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between</p><p>my breasts....</p><p></p><p>"How long will this take?" I asked.</p><p>"They will grow larger over a period of years," my</p><p>husband replies.</p><p></p><p>I stopped. " Do you really think rubbing a piece of</p><p>toilet paper between my breasts every day will make</p><p>my breasts larger over the years?"</p><p></p><p>Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your</p><p>butt, didn't it?"</p><p></p><p>He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy,</p><p>he may even walk again.</p><p></p><p>Stupid, stupid man !!!</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">++++</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">13 Things PMS Stands For</span></strong></p><p></p><p>1. Pass My Shotgun</p><p>2. Psychotic Mood Shift</p><p>3. Perpetual Munching Spree</p><p>4. Puffy Mid-Section</p><p>5. People Make Me Sick</p><p>6. Provide Me with Sweets</p><p>7. Pardon My Sobbing</p><p>8. Pimples May Surface</p><p>9. Pass My Sweat pants</p><p>10. Pissy Mood Syndrome</p><p>11. Plainly; Men Suck</p><p>12. Pack My Stuff</p><p>13. Potential Murder Suspect</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 4300649, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]The Miracle Of Toilet Paper[/COLOR][/B] Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he un-characteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.... "How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. " Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again. Stupid, stupid man !!! [B][COLOR="Red"]++++[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]13 Things PMS Stands For[/COLOR][/B] 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make Me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My Sweat pants 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly; Men Suck 12. Pack My Stuff 13. Potential Murder Suspect [/QUOTE]
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