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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4299539" data-attributes="member: 14320">Chief BowelsThere was this Indian chief named Chief Bowels. The neighboringtown wanted to build a golf course on his land, and this made thechief very angry, so he sends a messenger to the council office,which was in the same building as the doctor's office. Themessenger goes in the wrong door, goes to the doctor and says,"Bowels not move." So the doctor gives him a pill. The messengertakes the pill back to the chief. The next day the messenger isback and says , "Bowels still not move." So the doctor gives him astronger pill. The next day, same thing, the messenger comes back"Bowels STILL no move." So the doctor gives him the strongest pillshe has. The next day, the messenger comes back and says, "BowelsHAD to move. Tepee full of s--t."* * * *Hello darling," breathed the obscene phone caller. "If you canguess what's in my hand, I'll give you a piece of the action.""Listen Dude," drawled the lil' Texas lady,"If y'all can hold it in one hand, I ain't the least bit interested."* * * *There once was a woman named Nancy,Who waltzed with a man they called Clancey.Soon after the dance,He pulled down her silk pants,Proceeding to tickle her fancy.* * * *A horny young woman named Kate,Had hoped for a really hot date.But despite lots of kissing,His erection was missing;So next time she'll just masturbate.</blockquote>

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