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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 4294306" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Old TribesmanA family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon anold tribesman laying face down in the middle Of the road with his earpressed firmly against the blacktop. The father of the family asked theold tribesman what he was doing. The tribesman began to speak..."woman,late thirties, three kids, one barking dog in late model, Four doorstation wagon, traveling like herd of stampeding fucking buffalo "."That's amazing" exclaimed the father. "You can tell all of that byjust listening to the ground"? "No", said the old tribesman. "The bitch ranover me five minutes ago"!!!!!!Definitions:Cotton Balls: The final stage of beer nuts. Octopus: An eight-sided vagina. Woodpecker: A 17th century prosthetic device. Cowhand: An occupational disability common among dairy farmers. Anticlimax: What my uncle made my auntie do during sex. !!!!!What's this?"Give it here!""NO, IT'S MINE!""I said let me have it!""NO! IT'S MY TURN!""Come on! Give it to me!""NO WAY!"Siamese twins whacking off.!!!!!Newlywed Bride: "Will you love me when I'm old?"Newlywed Groom: "Love you? I shall idolize you. I shall worship the ground that you walk on. I shall.... errrr....uhhhhh.....You're NOT going to look like your mother, are you?"</blockquote>

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